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What is carpet-bomb?
When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.
Sam: What the heck is the new guy damian doing?
Chad: hurry up and move...he's carpet bombing!
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Carpet-bomb - what is it?
during intercourse the guy pulls out early and uses his penis as if it were a pump action shot-gun and blows his nut juice all over the woman's vagina.
guy 1 "..so i fucking pulled out and shot-gunned carpet bombed that bitch!"
guy 2 "nice"
What does "carpet-bomb" mean?
The act of sending out a large amount of emails to women on a dating site such as "Match.com or "Plenty of Fish". This is accomplished by having several pre-written emails that are copied and pasted with reckless abandon to all potential dates or members of the dating site of the opposite sex, or same sex I guess depending on your persuasion.
The root name "carpet bombing" comes from world war II where B-52's would drop thousands of bombs over a broad area basically laying a carpet of bombs.
Therefore as a bombardier (guy responsible for dropping the bombs from the B-52) would lay a carpet of bombs over a European city one who frequently sends out mass emails to prospective dates on a dating site could also be called a bombardier.
"Hey Steve what are you going to be doing this evening?" "Well Jim I planned on going home from work, grabbing a bear and carpet bombing match.com for a few hours."
"Steve that sounds like fun", Yes it is Jim every time I carpet bomb I get like ten hot women lined up!"
Carpet-bomb - what does it mean?
The act of farting at random intervals down a hallway (such as a school or hotel) so that the origin of the smell is unknown.
Aw man I just laid a massive carpet bomb on the 5th floor of that hotel
Carpet-bomb - meaning
A large Jet continuously dropping bombs leaving a streak of explosions behind its path
Google "b-52 carpet bombing up close" and see for yourself.
After 9/11 Bush ordered a massive air strike on Taliban front line positions in the north of Afghanistan using a B-52 aircraft Carpet Bombing Taliban forces.
Carpet-bomb - definition
To pull out right as you cum and squirt your cum all over the girl's pussy and/or pubic area.
My girl said that she had forgotten to take her birth control, so I just carpet bombed her.
Carpet-bomb - slang
The act of trying it on with every girl in the club,works party,bar . until you strike it lucky.
John: man i really need to get laid tonight . Its been a month.
Paul: dont worry mate we will just carpet bomb the club it always works.
John: safe dude.
Carpet-bomb
Texting every girl in your phonebook in a feeble attempt to get laid.
After he got belligerent, Stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until Ursula texted him back and something was set up.
Carpet-bomb
v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.
named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.
Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.
Carpet-bomb
to mount a destructive assault or opposition
They tried to carpet-bomb the senator for his alleged scheme but made no progress.