What is phonebook?
Person 1: I'm getting married next month.
Phonebook - what is it?
The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)
What does "phonebook" mean?
My laptop is down so I am on Facebook from my cell phone....God I hate phonebooking!
Phonebook - what does it mean?
"Where's that short guy with glasses, I just got the new yellow pages and I'm up for some serious phonebooking."
"Last night I took that chick home from the bar and Phonebooked her!"
A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.
"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."
The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.
"We went phonebooking last night."
"Hey did you see Pat get phonebooked the other night? It looked pretty rough."
Grandpa: "Hey Billy can I see your phonebook I need to get the doctors number."
"John accidentally knocked over a cup playing beer pong, so we phonebooked his ass."
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