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What is blumpkins?
when a guy is taking a shit while receiving a blow job
she gave me a blumpkin at school, it felt so nice
blumpkins - meme gif
blumpkins - video
Blumpkins - what is it?
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
What does "blumpkins" mean?
The act of performing oral sex on someone who is taking a shit.
Ex: "I gave Carl a blumpkin lastnight"
Blumpkins - what does it mean?
To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap
"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
Blumpkins - meaning
The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
Blumpkins - definition
When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob
She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.
Blumpkins - slang
The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.
Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.
Blumpkins
facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins
It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.
Blumpkins
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.
Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.
Blumpkins
giving a blowjob to someone while they are deficating
guy- give me blumpkins now BITCH!
crackwhore- as long as i get paid for this shit....