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What is blowjob?
the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.
"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."
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Blowjob - what is it?
The act of a person (usually a girl) putting a guy's duck in her mouth and twirling her tongue around the head until the guy releases himself. This is usually done for the guy's pleasure or for the girl to have bragging rights.
Jasmine and I were on the couch watching TV, home alone. Suddenly out of nowhere she threw my pants on the ground. I look at her and she had a devilish little smile on her face. She then paused for a second or two and said something that made me happy, horny, and nervous all at the same time.
"Let's have a little fun here, Mitch."
I immediately knew she was giving me a blowjob. She threw my boxers on the ground and threw her mouth on my dick. My toes curled up as she spun her tongue around the head. I pushed myself into the cushions of the couch. My dick was 9 hardened inches long at this point. I felt my head go far into her throat and I moaned with pleasure. She started rubbing my balls making the experience better. After a little bit she started to go even faster which made me go absolutely crazy. I grabbed on to the couch. I was about to burst. Finally, she goes back up to the head again and I blew up. My cum splattered everywhere. She swallows My sweet, warm semen with a smile.
That was the best moment when I was in eighth grade.
What does "blowjob" mean?
what i will never ever do to anyone because its fucking nasty
that shitbag asked me for a blowjob
Blowjob - what does it mean?
Something every hormone-crazed 13-year-old dreams of at night.
Little Jimmy came in his sleep thinking of Little Janie giving him a blowjob.
Blowjob - meaning
By legal definition a blowjob is sexual contact between the mouth and the penis. A blowjob in exchange for money is prostitution. The term is gender neutral and may apply to the giver being male or female. It is not uncommon for horny straight guys to get a blowjob from a gay guy.
The blow job is often accompanied by other sexual acts such as stroking the penis with your hand, caressing and licking the balls, massaging the anus, and twisting the nipples. An experience cock sucker will vary the sucking motion and should have 3 short and fast sucks concentrating on the head of the penis, then followed by a slower suck where she/he deep throats and goes all the way down the shaft of the penis to the balls, and then repeating over and over again. The blowjob needs to be performed in a sucking manner like you are a human vacuum cleaner trying to suck the juice out of his cock. Another technique is to do swirling motions with the mouth and tongue. Hand action helped keep the cock hard and move to orgasm.
before coming, the cock will get very hard and start to throb. Them increase the speed of the sucking motion. You should also put your finger just behind the scrotum and you will feel the initial convulsions as he is about to come. To avoid any bad taste, deep throat and have the cum shoot straight down your throat. After the man comes, be gentle with the penis as it may be sore or sensitive. Gently squeeze out the last few drops of cum and lick it up and swallow it.
Jenny who had this perfect ass and wet pink pussy. I laid on my back while she sat on my face and I tongue fucked her pussy and ate out her ass. She then bent over and grabbed my cock, covered the head of my cock with her luscious lips, and inserted my firmly in her mouth and started to give me an amazing blowjob.
Blowjob - definition
what the hell?!?!? What kind of pervert are you to look up blowjob?!?! go get a life. Seriously.
go geta life and stop looking up blowjob in the internet pervs.
Blowjob - slang
Sucking sensation on the penis for an orgasm.
Matt heard his mom shut the door behind her. He raced to the utility closet and got out the vacuum cleaner. He quickly took off his pants and boxers. His penis felt the fresh air. Matt had a boner. He plugged in the vacuum and switched it on.
He jammed his dick and ballsack into the nozzle and felt it suck. The setting was in the middle. He felt pleasure throughout his body. The blowjob felt amazing. He moaned and groaned. His penis became heavily coated with precum. He felt the head become heavy and swollen.
He let out a moan as he released jizz all inside the nozzle. Pleasure tingled in his cock. His penis let out lots of cum. He then decided to put it on maximum. It was so good. His cock and ballsack were covered with jizz and he loved the hard suck.
He became flaccid, and the vacuum cleaner was still sucking, so Matt went to switch it off. He was too far from the switch, so he tried taking out his penis. The vacuum cleaner was too strong. His balls started to ache. His penis was being stretched so much, it hurt. Cold air rushed and hit his balls. His genitals were being sucked on so hard, they were stuck. He fell to the ground, unable to get up.
He was stuck for about an hour now, and his balls were hurting so bad. His dick was numb and flaccid. He was trapped in the blowjob. His testicles were red and blotchy. His genitals were droopy and semen covered. The vacuum cleaner didn’t stop sucking. It even felt as it sucked harder every minute.
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How did we get here? I know, you're at school, you're horny, all the good sites are blocked, but searching this up on Urban Dictionary of all places? Really?
Don't search up blowjob on Urban Dictionary.
Blowjob
1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.
1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.
2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."
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When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor,thieve or rat then give him a blowjob. You can blowjob a car, a house or somebody's wife.
Big Vennie:" Hey Frankie, that bastard Luigi boy owes me $20,000 in cocaine. Go to his place at night when he is in bed and give his ferrari a blowjob!
Frankie: "Alright boss." (plants explosives, then bang!)
Luigi boy: " mamma mia!"