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What is blumpkin?
The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.
Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master.
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Blumpkin - what is it?
The time honered tradition of recieving a knobber whilst taking a dumple stiltskin.
After a long night of drinking, I tackled a drunk bitch and she gave a me the most glorious blumpkin ever. It was strictly a classy maneuver.
What does "blumpkin" mean?
Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
Also used as a chant during basketball games.
Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.
Blumpkin - what does it mean?
The process of excreting fecal matter while at the same time recieving oral pleasure. The process should relieve the male individual in the excreting process as the sensual pleasure eases the anal cavity. Such acts are periodically performed under the influence of Alcohol.
Barrie saw Nick on the shitter and, in her state of drunkneness, gave nick a most excellent blumpkin. It was only after the roommate walked in, did it come to her attention that he was also shitting.
hmmmmmm
Blumpkin - meaning
receiving oral sex while taking a shit.
see also: crumpkin
she agreed to give me a blumpkin as long as hot karl came to visit.
Blumpkin - definition
to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!
That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62
Blumpkin - slang
The act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his rectum.
After I knocked the crack whore's teeth out, I made her give me a toothless blumpkin.
Blumpkin
Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.
Blumpkin
when a guy is taking a shit while receiving a blow job
she gave me a blumpkin at school, it felt so nice
Blumpkin
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.