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What is crumpkin?One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit. hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house! crumpkin - videoCrumpkin - what is it?To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously. Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car." What does "crumpkin" mean?A blowjob/head while in the toilet taking a dump. βThis bad bitch named Zaliyah gave me a crumpkin yesterday.β Crumpkin - what does it mean?The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin. woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas? Crumpkin - meaningThe logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack. After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin! Crumpkin - definitiona delicious, cream cheese filled pumpkin bar created by North Port Fishington Cookie Factory. Dude: Hey man you wanna go to the cafe? Crumpkin - slangGetting a blow job while doing crunches. That's motivation. While doing some of his 3000 crunches a day, Rinaldo gets a crumpkin from Kim Kardashian. |
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