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What is Blumpkin?
the act of giving a blowjob to someone while he is taking a shit
Holly gave kyle a blumpkin in her bathroom.
Blumpkin - meme gif
Blumpkin - video
Blumpkin - what is it?
The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.
Blumpkin Haiku:
Stinky poo, deep throat\
Get on your knees now baby\
Man, I love bumpkins\
What does "Blumpkin" mean?
1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.
2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.
1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."
2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."
Blumpkin - what does it mean?
Getting a blow job while your taking a shit!
"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"
Blumpkin - meaning
Getting a BJ While Taking a massive shit...
"Dude I was taking the Greatest shit, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!
Blumpkin - definition
A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating:
* In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de cacao over ice.
* Float in two to three Tootsie Rolls
* Garnish with several kernels of corn
* Top with a blast of whipped cream
Those blumpkins were delicious, but we should wait at least 20 minutes before we have another.
Blumpkin - slang
When your spouse gives you a blow job while you are taking a shit on the toilet
Stacey gave me a blumpkin last night in the bathroom.
Blumpkin
The act of performing oral sex on someone who is taking a shit.
Ex: "I gave Carl a blumpkin lastnight"
Blumpkin
When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob
She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.
Blumpkin
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.
Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.