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What is diarrhea?
when you're climbing up a latter and you feel something splatter
when you're riding in a chevey and you feel something heavy
when you're riding on a harley and you feel something gnarly
when you're sitting in the grass and its coming out your ass
when you're riding in a boat and your pants begin to float
when you're scaling up a wall and your pants begin to fall
when you're sitting on the john and the toilet paper's gone
when you're running into first and your pants begin to burst
when you're on second base and your pants are out of place
when you're running into third and you feel a juicy turd
when you're sliding into home and you're pants begin to foam
It's what explodes out of your backside, stains the toilet and burns for weeks. typically the result of food poisoning or spicy stuffs. Can very in colour. Also can be used as an adjective or in phrases
Man that freaking taco bell gave me diarrhea
This project is totally diarrhea up the nose
This soup tastes like diarrhea
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diarrhea - video
Diarrhea - what is it?
Extreme pooing. Uncontrolled and without warning. Can also be associated with wetness and loud noises. Can be violent or explosive.
Your face smells like fucking diarrhea
What does "diarrhea" mean?
When liquid, watery crap comes flying out your ass at high speeds, destroying anything that isn't made of porcelain that gets in its way. Known for causing extreme amounts of pain. Similar to a shotgun, except it hurts the shooter more than the shot. For this reason, I like to call it "Shotgun Shit". Caused by eating too much fast food or anything from a Mexican food stand.
*After eating burrito from food stand*
To Mexican: Donde esta el bano?! Yo tengo diarrhea!
(Where is the bathroom?! I have diarrhea!)
-Yes, diarrhea is the same in both English and Spanish. I checked.
Diarrhea - what does it mean?
Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.
The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.
Rhymes with RIAA.
Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.
Diarrhea - meaning
Diarrhea is nothing more than a poop smoothie.
Diarrhea - definition
Analogous to vomit, exiting from the anus. Often accompanied by a singed asshole.
Random: Do farts have lumps?
Me: Na dude, I think you just diarrhea'd
Random: Mate, diarrhea doesn't have a verb form
Me: I'd be more worried about that shit running down my leg if I were you.
Diarrhea - slang
When you piss out your asshole
After what seemed like hours of stomach cramps at school, Jason was finally able to go home and launch his lava-like diarrhea into his beautiful porcelain throne.
Diarrhea
Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over.
My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.
Diarrhea
When a demon possess your anus and force you to explode your anus
I needed to take a poop but breaking the toilet with my diarrhea
Diarrhea
No pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain.
The fast food I had last night gave me wicked diarrhea