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What is Taco Bell?
Earth's most effective laxative! It's crappy, low quality mexican food that will have you squirting out fire in less than hour! Often consumed by poor people, college students and fatties as lunch or dinner.
Jose: Yo wanna go to taco bell?
Joe: Sure! I haven't taken a shit in 4 days, maybe it will help!
Taco Bell - video
Taco Bell - what is it?
The last place you will visit before you butthole meets a fiery doom
Joe: IM SPEWING FREAKING LAVA OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
Bill: What did you eat last night
Joe: Taco bell
What does "Taco Bell" mean?
The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
Taco Bell - what does it mean?
A species of mold usually found in cities and towns. There's many types of it, and they all give you diharrea, indigestion, nausea and rapid weight gain. They are usually found in big purple buildings or wrappers that say Taco Bell, they also have a bell on it.
Dave: My cousin just got a case of the Taco Bell
Mike: Dude that sucks, how long is it going to last?
Dave: I don't know, whenever they stop advertising on T.V.
Taco Bell - meaning
A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.
It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.
Taco Bell - definition
The restaurant that gave me a 20-foot long tapeworm that refused to be surgically extracted from my intestine.
I should have microwaved my Taco Bell food before I ate it.
Taco Bell - slang
Source of cheap food that causes expensive damage to your trunks when you shart yourself. If you are lucky enough to be near a toilet when your bean burrito "insta-digests", the force of the geyser of crap will separate you from the seat, shatter the porcelain, and leave your rectum singed and bloody.
Dude: Oh crap! That's my third pair of underwear I mud-butted.
Date: I'd like to go home now.....
Dude: C'mon, babe, I got us reservations at "the Bell" - BONG!!
Date (dialing cell): Mom can you pick me up at Taco Bell?
Taco Bell
A fast-food chain that will undoubtedly, within two hours, force you to spew Yoohoo out of your bung hole all over the wall, busting every vein in your butt-hole.
Tod: Yo let's go to Taco Bell!
Jim: Hellz yea man!
*2 hours later*
Jim: Aww man I don't feel too good...
*Jim runs to bathroom*
*Tod looks in*
Tod: Sweet Jesus... there's... SHIT. EVERYWHEREE!
Taco Bell
The beginnings of explosive diarrhea.
"Man, Taco Bell always gives me the shits, yet I keep coming back..."
Taco Bell
a place to go to steal wet floor signs
hey lets go to taco bell i need a new wet floor sign