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What is Blumpkins?
A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.
Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!
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Blumpkins - what is it?
when a guy is taking a shit while receiving a blow job
she gave me a blumpkin at school, it felt so nice
What does "Blumpkins" mean?
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
Blumpkins - what does it mean?
The act of performing oral sex on someone who is taking a shit.
Ex: "I gave Carl a blumpkin lastnight"
Blumpkins - meaning
To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap
"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
Blumpkins - definition
The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
Blumpkins - slang
When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob
She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.
Blumpkins
The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.
Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.
Blumpkins
facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins
It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.
Blumpkins
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.
Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.