|
|
What is Morty?
The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin
Dude were you in Adie's car today, Morty's pissssssed!
Morty - meme gif
Morty - video
Morty - what is it?
An adjective describing an absolute doofus.
Guy 1: Wow, I got 5 out of 13 on that test.
Guy 2: Jesus Ron, you really are a fucking Morty.
What does "Morty" mean?
Morty is the most boolin Motherfucker out there and he bools all day and all night. He's always boolin. He created "we boolin". He's the life of the boolfest. Simply put, he's a straight up bool of a man. The most important thing you need to know about Morty is that he lives for stupid shit!
Morty are you going to the boolfest? "Yktv ofc I'm going asshole 😂"
Morty - what does it mean?
Morty is a Jew dog name. It represents the best and most intelligent form of dog.
I wish I had a Morty
Morty - meaning
A cool person that will prevent you from ever being bored.
I'm so bored I need a morty
Morty - definition
The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3
He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.
Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.
Morty bought more crack from Falner today.
Morty - slang
A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.
Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty
Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?
Andrew: She sure did
Morty
Being a dumb friend how tries to get you out of trouble.
Rick: "Morty, holy s**t shut the f**k up"
Morty: "fine!!"
Morty
Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.
Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?
Morty
The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event
I got to take a big fat morty