The Son of God according to Cristians, and the only person ever to be blamed for commiting billions of different crimes after he had already died (dee-de-dee). He was a man who is blamed by many for things he didn't do rather than priased for the good things he did do. People are dumb. They often look at the evil doings of people who aren't Jesus and blame him for things they did just because they said it was Cristian-like so they could get away with it, such as slavery and the slaughter of homosexuals. Those things are evil and it goes without saying that some Christians are an utter disgrace to the poor guy. Jesus made it quite clear that you shouldn't put others below yourself for your own greed and racist intentions, and certainly told us NOT to kill each other. Jesus was a virtuous man who never wanted people to hide behind his reputation as a peacemaker so they could get away with committing acts of evil. People who do such acts, according to many faiths (not just Christianity), will probably pay for it in full.
Thou shalt not kill. (self-explanatory)
Thou shalt not bare false witness against thy neighbor. (in other words, don't blame people for things they didn't do. Jesus never killed or enslaved others, WE did, so don't take it out on him).
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods. (don't be a greedy bitch)
Don't be a hater, Jesus loves everyone.
And if that doesn't convince you, remember, Jesus saved Chuck Norris.
1. Jesus is a Hebrew name, which means "the Lord saves."
2. He is believed to be the "Messiah"(or Ha-Mashia) that had been foretold and written by the prophets in astounding accuracy from birth to death and resurrection on scrolls thousands of years before it came to pass. Jews do not believe Jesus as the Messiah and are still waiting for the Messiah to come. Three major books that Jews and Christians read are the books of the Law (Torah), the Prophets (Nevi'im), and the Writings (Kethuvim). The two groups disagree because Jews are waiting for a ruler to come and be enthroned as a ruler forever according to II Samuel 7:16: "Your house and your kingdom will endure forever." It was nearly unimaginable for anyone at that time to even think a Messiah would die in a death sentence shamefully stripped naked amongst the criminals. It's, however, written in Isiah: "he was oppressed and afflicted, yet he did not open his mouth; he was led like a lamb to the slaughter... he poured out his life unto death, and was numbered with the transgressors. For he bore the sin of many, and made intercession for the transgressors."
3. Jesus Christ is NOT the first and the last name. Christ means the "Anointed One" - Aramaic word for Messiah. Jesus is the Christ, the Anointed One. Long ago, Israel had three offices that were anointed. They were the priests, prophets, and the kings. Therefore, Christ is the ultimate Anointed One who who's had all three functions: 1) Priest= way to God 2) Prophet= way from God 3) King= ruler with all authority both in heaven and earth.
"That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, ou will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Romans 10:9-10
A Mexican male name of both Hebrew and Spanish origin. Pronounced "hey-zeus".
Jesus' are often times shy, guarded, and like to keep to themselves. However, when they find motivation to do something, they are the least shy people of all. Once comfortable with someone, although still guarded, they will open up a bit more.
They are known for their masculine looks and exasperated sighs. They are characterized by strong arm and bicep muscles which many find useful when pulling a woman in for a kiss. The skin of a Jesus is constantly warm to the touch unless they are outside for long periods of time in inappropriate clothing, such as at a high school football game in the end of October in a light jacket.
When they have a bad feeling about something, some may stay up throughout the night until they get bad new, like a phone call from a crying friend.
When a Jesus finds a girl, always a beauty in their eyes, there will either be terrible heartbreak or wondrous love. He will one day find a girl that adores his smiles and will get lost in his eyes. When they embrace, she'll wonder what has taken her so long to find this person. Both will realize just how much they love each other and how much they both want to spend the rest of their lives together.
When they no longer hold back, they become a great listener, a caring best friend, and a tender lover. Anyone who gets to know them for who they really are will either fall in love with them, or wish that they had him as a best friend.
I'm completely in love with my Jesus, who gives me affectionate kisses and holds me in his arms until I fall asleep.
I want to spend the rest of my life with Jesus, my best friend until the end.
Will you marry me, Jesus?
I can always count on Jesus to remember a certain moment that means a lot to them for years and years, possibly for the rest of him life. Certain objects, such as an AC/DC jacket, arcade tokens from a first date, or even a girl's dolphin necklace, are triggers for memories that sometimes keep him up at night.
Even though his family is bothersome to him, he is loyal and compassionate about every single one of them. He never lets a birthday go forgotten or unrecognized.
Jesus will be the best person you will ever meet. He loves to talk to anyone who is feeling down and will comfort you when you need it. If you see one tell them they are the best person ever. He will always love you no matter what. If you date one. He will never cheat on you. Even though some of you disagree. He loves to talk to anyone. Always loves to meet people. Also, he is very smart in math. He loves people who are very generous. He hates people who always think who is always right. He thinks that every girl is beautiful no matter how ugly you look.