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What is earthquake?
So there's this BYU thing called "soaking" where a man puts his penis in a woman but instead of thrusting, he just holds still. Pretty boring right? But if he were to move he'd be having sex and thereby breaking the law of chastity.
If only there was some way for him to have a more satisfying experience.
Well now there is! It's called EARTHQUAKING !
All he needs to do is soak on a top bunk and have a friend kick from the bottom bunk.
Satisfaction guaranteed and 100% guilt free.
Kevin was getting tired of just soaking with his girlfriend so he asked his buddy to help him with earthquaking. It's probably against the word of wisdom but who cares.
earthquake - meme gif
earthquake - video
Earthquake - what is it?
What happens when a fat person walks.
That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.
What does "earthquake" mean?
When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.
OMG Jimmy totally earthquaked me last night, it was AWESOME.
Earthquake - what does it mean?
When everyone has a mini seizer at once.
Earthquake
Teacher: shove yourself under your 2 by 2 desk
Earthquake - meaning
A totally perfect dance involving keeping your feet on the ground, moving your head all around, putting your hands in the air, and moving with the sound!
Just keep your feet on the ground
And move your head all around
You put your hands in the air
And move with the sound
DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig
Earthquake - definition
When all five fingers are either in the ass or the vagina (but not both, unless you are going for the double)and the person moves his/her hand in a rapid wiggling motion.
Last night I gave Hannah the ol' earthquake until she was loose like a senior citizen
Earthquake - slang
when a man puts his hands or face in a womans breasts and shakes them vilontly.
last night that dude jake earthquaked me
Earthquake
A prank in which someone shoves a boy or man who is urinating into a urinal, yelling 'Earthquake!'
He gave us an earthquake when we were peeing in the urinal.
Earthquake
a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.
Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.
Earthquake
1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.
These damned Californians are getting too numerous... time for another earthquake!