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What is Teacher?
Teachers are those people who ask you to find solutions for problems you haven't known before.
The teacher asks: Why is a parallelogram not the same as a trapezoid?
-> Is that really important???????
-> Do we really need to know that in our future??
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Teacher - video
Teacher - what is it?
Someone who barely gets paid and takes her/his anger on people (students).
1. My teacher gave me tons of useless homework for the weekend. What a bitch!
2. How did i end up being a teacher??!!! Even a cop and a janitor make more money than me! I'm gonna take my anger on those little motherfuckers! Tons of homework for the weekend!!! Hahahahaha (evil laugh) hahaha...
lol
What does "Teacher" mean?
A man or woman who stands up in front of the classroom on the first day of school and tells you they teach "differently" than all the teachers you have had in the past. They then proceed to give you work to do from your textbook.
Teacher: I teach differently than most teachers you have had, we do a lot of fun activities in here. Now open up your books to page 267 and answer questions 1-5.
Teacher - what does it mean?
First of all, lets make it clear, i am talking about a GOOD teacher. Bad teacher that just hangout around in the class waiting to get paid dont deserve a Definition.And the definition is not for Kindergarden or Elementary teachers
(good) teachers are a group of hard working people. They waste years of their life trying to teach teens that doesn't even give a fuck about anything that happens in school. They sometimes stay overnight just to plan their lesson for tomorrow, but whats the point when most of them don't even give a damn bout what's going on in class? But they still plan it, they hope that one day those self-centered and ignorant teens will appreciate their hard-work and learn for once. They get a low pay, with their knowledge its pretty sure they can get a better job and higher wage. But they wont, why? Because they want to educate and make the teens have a brighter future, grow up into some one useful to the society. Despite their low wage, those kind ones still buy supplies for their students with their OWN money, some students not only DON'T appreciate, they take it for granted, break all the stuff just to look "cool" or like a "bad-ass rebel", to impress his range of friends. They even get insulted at times, because they gave work for the students to do. If you dont want to do work, TELL ME WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN COME TO SCHOOL???!!! or they simply just want to say something bad about the teacher. They talk about their looks, what they wear and everything ranging from what they eat to their lifestyle. Its not as if you look that Perfect yourself. Admit it, no one does, no one looks perfect,every one have different opinions about things. I can go on and on about things that happen to teachers, the hard working ones that never wanted much in return. They just wanted to "Give".
Yes, i am not stating ALL the teens, not every teen are like this, there are also hard working ones that appreciate and give thank that thy can learn. The whole chunk of words above only apply to some.
I am only 14 myself, hereby, i thank all the REAL teachers that chose this job and always was always there for us, no matter how horrible we were some times
(The begin of the year, TeacherA bought new supplies for her students)
TeacherB: *knocks* i need to to talk to you
TeacherA: Alright, class work on your "______" till i come back
ignorantTeenA: haha i'ma gonna break all her pencils! Rip her coloured construction paper haha, shes so dumb!
ignorantTeenB: Haha yeah, thats sick man! get me some!
TeacherA:*comes back* who broke these?
*everyone keeps quiet*
ignorantTeenA: not me, i was working all the time
ignorantTeenB: its that kid over there!
(Drama)
Teacher - meaning
A Cunt who failed in life and likes to take it out on people who will become more successful them him/her
She got Dump she’s acting like a Teacher
Teacher - definition
A teacher is someone who attempts to teach in a school. These people are paid terrible amounts, which may be why some of them don't like children. There are three types of teachers - good teachers, neutral teachers and evil teachers.
Features of a good teacher include (but are not limited to) - having a sense of humour, an interest in the pupils (but not sexually) and their interests, forgiving, helpful, doesn't give out a lot of homework.
Features of a neutral teacher include (but are not limited to) having an okay-sense of humour, non-threatening, gives an okay amount of homework, sometimes helps, may show favouritism.
Features of an evil teacher include (but are not limited to) -
no sense of humour, vindictive (never forgives), gives out lots of homework, shouts a lot, helps only if required, hates school children, expects school children to understand all things taught off by heart, very strict, wishes that the good old times would come back so that they could cane you if you were naughty.
An example of a good teacher:
Pupil: "Hey, sir, I didn't get the homework yesterday because I wasn't in."
Sir: "Ah, okay. *Gives homework* Why weren't you in?"
Pupil: "I was ill, sir."
Sir: "Aww, what did you have?"
Pupil: "Flu, sir."
Teacher: "Poor thing. Well, at least you're better now, having the flu is hell"
Pupil: "Sir, I don't understand the homework."
Teacher: "Here, let me help :D" *Helps with homework*
Example of a neutral teacher:
Pupil: "Sir, where was Shakespere buried? It doesn't say in the book..."
Sir: "It does. Look on page 64 :)"
Pupil: "Sir, what does 'illiterate' mean?"
Sir: "Look in the dictionary."
Pupil: "It doesn't say, sir."
Sir: "You haven't even opened the book yet."
Pupil: "Oh. Ta, sir."
Here is an example of an evil teacher.
Pupil: "Sir--"
Sir: "What?!"
Pupil: "I didn't do the homework becau--"
Sir: "Why the hell not?!"
Pupil: "Because I wasn't in"
Sir: "Well you should have got it off a friend! Detention!"
Pupil: "That's not fair!"
Sir: "Talking back?! For that, it's doubled!"
Pupil: "I hate you, sir."
Sir: "I don't care. Now go to your seat and finish your work you stupid child!"
Teacher - slang
Someone who makes you feel bad about the secret obscenities of your mind,which runs in the family.Hence why school is the other word for prison.
The teacher left everyone feeling scared,embarrassed,guilty....you get the picture.
Teacher
A person who cares enough about abusive and ungrateful teens to work for crappy pay and long hours while hoping someday students mature enough to realize how lucky they are to have someone who gives a shit about them.
My teacher may have been a bitch sometimes, but she never gave up on me and I'm happy about that.
Teacher
1): A nice caring educator that will help you be successful in life.
2):A dumb cunt nobody likes because they always want to give a whole bunch of homework and only be nice to a few kids. When you ask a question they be ignorant and don’t even give the answer you want
1):teacher: You all will be successful in life just keep on trying and remember that practice makes perfect.
Student: thank you your so sweet we love you so much I can tell that we will go somewhere with the help of you
2): Student: can I ask you a question miss/mister?
Teacher: what do you want?
Student:what’s the home—
Teacher: eight paragraphs due tomorrow
Student: I have another question!
Teacher: done and answered get out!
Teacher
A person that helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
(Teacher) Write this 100 times!
(Student) ok..
(Teacher) Now you know.