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What is BYU?
Best college in the world. Was once called "Ricks College" One of the three BYU schools with the other two being in Provo (Which is the more popular one) and Hawaii. This school is located in the small town of Rexburg, Idaho surrounded by the glorious Grand Teton mountains. 99% of the student population is LDS (or mormon)
"BYU-Provo may be the church's school, but BYU-Idaho is the Lord's school"
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BYU - what is it?
The school far away from intelligent life and civilization in general that the Mormons go to who didn't get into the real BYU in Utah.
mormon1: dude BYU Provo rejected me.
mormon2: Yeah, me too.
mormon1: Well it looks like we're going to BYU Idaho.
What does "BYU" mean?
BYU-Idaho is a university owned and operated by the LDS church. It is located in the middle of nowhere (Rexburg), and the student population of 13,000 likely exceeds the local town residents. Students are 99% Mormon and come from all over America to attend for 4 years. The social atmosphere is beyond cheesy. To many it is like a never ending EFY conference; racing to get as many NCMO’s (non-commital make-outs) as possible before each semester ends. Some students are more serious, and search their ward menu (ward directory) seeking engagement ASAP; sometimes in as little as one week. This is why the school is sometimes referred to as “BYU-I DO”. Church leaders admonish students to get married and have children (lots of em’) as quickly as possible while continuing to get educated and somehow staying out of debt. Don’t forget getting your 2 year food-storage on top of that. The school administration exhorts students to get good grades, yet complain about grade inflation when the students perform well. Many students live in the library to keep up with their studies; the third floor is reserved for singles looking to get hooked up, it’s pretty much a meat market. Every student is forced to sign a “code of honor” in order to attend the University. Known as the honor code, it prohibits most every behavior and basically acts as the nagging parent you thought you got away from. The code is very, very long- if you wish to see it click here. One must be extra careful not to express an opinion that is contrary to the honor code or any other policy; if you do you will be labeled with a bad attitude and being ungrateful to all the widows in brazil whose tithing pays for your education. Students get pep talks every week at mandatory meeting called Devotional. This usually consists of a church leader calling everyone to repentance. If you forget to bring your scriptures to this meeting you will be scorned, and if you don’t go many will label you as an apostate. This is the only major event on campus since all collegiate sports were canceled. Students are left to intramurals and intercollegiate sports leagues where playing to win is considered a sin. The music and arts programs would likely be canceled as well, but the school forces all students to complete the “FA 100” course that requires students to attend random artistic events. Some students look for escape and transfer to BYU-Provo, which is regarded as a party school by many BYU-I students with holier-than-thou- attitudes. The weather is always freezing, windy and cloudy. Going from one class to another in winter requires snowshoes, a snowmobile, and a map to navigate the maze of construction that shows no signs of progress. Also every parking space will get you a nice fat ticket. The school hires hosts of parking mercenaries (usually students) to search out and fine their fellow students for every imaginable parking violation known to man. Unforgivable.
But overall, BYU-I has the hottest girls and the swankest college town hands down.
So where did you go to college at? Uh, I went to BYU-Idaho. Oh........ I see.
BYU - what does it mean?
A synonym for blue jeans or Levi's. Brigham Young University (BYU) is owned by the Mormon church, which has very strict rules about chastity. A large number of BYU students regularly participate in Levi lovin' or dry humping, because they are trying to get it on without having real intercourse. So, in a sense, their jeans are protecting them from having sex.
Yeah, we were getting it on and I blew my load, but luckily I had on my BYU condom. I wonder if she noticed?
BYU - meaning
Students at BYU or possibly other mormons attempt to find a loophole in the no-sex-before-marriage rule of the LDS faith.
Its quite simple.
Step 1: Drive to vegas as a heterosexual couple.
Step 2: Get a quick marriage.
Step 3: Fornicate your brains out.
Step 4: Get said marriage enolled.
Step 5: Return home and be able to say you have not had sex outside the bonds of a legally recognized marriage
And the loop hole is complete.
You realize that even though a BYU SuperDate sounds like it is a legitamate loophole you cannot fool God and it is clear that your intentions are sinful and you might as well just fornicate without the hassle of driving to Vegas.
BYU - definition
A relationship that consists of communication via Skype due to temporary long distance separation. Thus, the relationship lacks any form of physical interaction, much like a relationship while attending Brigham Young University -- due to the strict Mormon doctrine.
I've been yanking my own chain lately because me and my girl from C-twon are in a BYU relationship for the summer -- haven't gotten my d wet in a fat minute
BYU - slang
"BYU is so much better than U of U. Don't you think?"
"Of course they are, their BYU!"
BYU
A college located in Provo Utah. Students who attend here have a high chance of becoming summer sales Chads, getting married before they turn 21 and being baptized. The school is also known for their dancing cougar mascot an extremely challenging chemistry course and being an epicenter for a lot of white people. If you plan on attending don't get too attached to your beard, the school's honor code doesn't allow facial hair.
"Did you know I went to school at BYU?"
"Isn't that a churchy school?"
"Yup!"
BYU
Brigham Young University: an institution located in Provo, Utah. Endorsed by the LDS church, it is a private university that educates approximately 30,000 students annually.
A sub-Mormon culture predominates, especially in dorm establishments like "Heritage Halls," "Deseret Towers" (D.T.) and "Helaman Halls." Common activities include creative dating techniques, hall prayers, ward activities, and tunneling.
Strict enforcement of the BYU Honor Code includes monitering modest clothing, chaste lifestyles, and honesty. Devotionals are broadcast every week at Tuesday, for which all campus facilities are shut down. Dorms and activities have a general curfew of midnight. A general university publication called "The Daily Universe" is released daily. Common campus buildings include the Wilkinson Student Center (the WILK), the Martin L Harris Classroom Building (the MARB), and the Joseph Smith Building (JSB).
The curriculum is large and academically exceptional, but also includes such majors as "family consumer sciences." A BYU education is very typically conservative.
The stereotypical BYU girl has a bubble haircut, wears a plain, modest t-shirt or button up collared shirt with either a long skirt or jeans, and wears Doc Martens sandals. She has very straight hair and perfect makeup, and smiles sweetly to everyone. She enters the establishment at the age of 18, is engaged by 19 to a returned missionary (R.M.), and generally leaves school to raise a family.
The stereotypical BYU boy is a freshman at the age of 21, having just returned from a mission, and has a short, parted hairstyle. He wears polos and chino pants with loafers. He dates prolifically until he finds his eternal companion, and weds quickly (typical engagements lasting 2 months).
Provo, Utah is also referred to as the "bubble" because of its traditionally close-minded, conservative atmosphere and general self-righteous attitude.
BYU's largest rival is the University of Utah located in Salt Lake City, Utah. The two universities have a football match each fall that is highly anticipated on both sides.
BYU students are called Zoobies because they get married so quickly.
"Are you going to the dance?"
"Yes, but we have to be back soon! The curfew is at 12, and we wouldn't want to break the honor code."
"Will you marry me? After all, we have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth."
"I think you'll make a great eternal companion, but let me consult my bishop first."
BYU
Brigham Young University is located in Provo, Utah with two other schools baring the same name in Idaho and Hawaii. Consists mostly of Mormons, but others are admitted. Most girls go there with hopes of not getting an education, but meeting a nice, good-looking returned missionary to take to the temple and get hitched to. It's a very nice school, but like I said, it's a meat market.
A good promotional slogan for BYU would be, "If you come to BYU for 4 years without getting married, we'll refund your tuition!"
In 1984 BYU football rose to glory by earning the National Championship with a record of 13-0.
The world is our campus. (BYU slogan)