Definder - what does the word mean?

What is churchy?

a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer

Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle

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Churchy - what is it?

A religious fanatic, usually Christian, but not in the suicidal way. Likely to be idiotic and/or ignorant. Possibly dropped on head several times as a child.

Go suck a bible, churchy! >=O

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What does "churchy" mean?

1. A person who over exaggerates relgion.

2. A person who puts Religion before there family. Not beyond the limits of comprehension but to the point where the family member becomes distant.

3. A person who is a complete maniac about whatever
Religion of they choose.

4. An over exaggerated, relgious person.

1. Speaker01: God makes blood red. God makes my car start up. God keeps the AIDS away from my penis. God even saved my life when I feel in quick sand one time.

Speaker02: No he did not. Blood is really clear, but turns red once it hits oxygen. Your car starts up, since it has gas.
You never had sex in your entire life. More importantly, You was watching a tv show, about how to survive quick sands, just minutes before falling into one. You my freind are a churchi.

2. Speaker01: Hey guy, what happen to your wife?

Speaker02: I divorced her, after she gave half of our retirment money, away to the nearby church.

Speaker01: Guy, your wife is such a churchi.

3. Speaker01: Spear the rod Spoil the child, that is what my father would allways say. Then he would go crazy and spank each of my siblings, especailly me. Yup my pa is a real churchi.

4. Speaker01: I never did it, the devil made me do it.

Speaker02: Stop being such a churchi. You knew what you were doing.

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Churchy - what does it mean?

Typically offensive and/or deragotry. Seldomly used in a playful manner.

1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.

2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who

"I can't stand those churchies that refuse medical treatment because of their religion."

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Churchy - meaning

Someone that goes to youth group/church.

That simple.

Person1: Those churchies are pretty damn nice.
Person2: Yeah. But they kinda freak me out.

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Churchy - definition

When you live by a church they are
the church goers that get in your way when you try to get through.

Those darn churchies parked in our drive-way again.

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Churchy - slang

A person entirely devoted to causes of their religious establishment, bypassing all matters of common sense.

The churchie spent all week in flea infested villages feeding poor children.

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Churchy

1. a person who is willing to party five weeks in a row, or just sit in the sun, while neglecting duties such as dish washing and procrastinating his/her study.

2. a person who lives in the dutch student house in Groningen, NL which has been a monastery before and is now called ChurchMansion.

dude, your summer plans sounds very fun, you must be a churchie!
me and the churchies are gonna rent that one house in the middle of nowhere and party all day every day there!

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Churchy

Description of someone is obsesses with church and is constantly talking about or going to church

Danni is such a churchy

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Churchy

a rather small, hairy animal, not too disimilar to a shaved ewok. A lazy creature, it travels large distances by fast vehicles. When nearby, be careful of your approach - conversations can end up being one-sided, and lead surrounding people to be quickly berated and put in their place. A comical creature, it has been known to come up with several interesting phrases - diddle the nubbin this cunt - among others.

known associates have been wendtabone and roh

you're such a cunt churchy!

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