Definder - what does the word mean?

What is comprehension?

Being able to look past words and syntax to understand the message.

Grammar police are quite lacking in their alchemical comprehension

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Comprehension - what is it?

One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...

NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses"

Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement

NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath

Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy

Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension

NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life

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What does "comprehension" mean?

Anything that is the amount of 9000 or below. Anything over 9000 is beyond Vegeta's comprehension, which results in the crushing of scouters in hands, due to Vegeta not being able to count over the number 9000.

Person A: "Man, i have a lot of pennies!"
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."

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Comprehension - what does it mean?

very long word

comprehensive is a long word

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Comprehension - meaning

Dragoon gets to do whatever the fuck he wants.

Even swear, I never said I was a family friendly channel, I just didn't swear until now, deal with it.

Comprehensive :)

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Comprehension - definition

In the United Kingdom comprehensives are secondary schools (high schools) which are paid for by the government, unlike independent schools (private schools) and have no power to select their students based on academic ability, unlike grammar schools.
After five years of being taught little else most of their pupils are evidently unable to use a condom correctly.

Left-wing people generally believe that pupils of different abilities should be taught in the same schools(!). They closed down almost all of the grammar schools with the aim of providing 'equal opportunities' - condemning intelligent children from poor families to seven years of hell before finally getting to university.
About 90% of British schoolchildren now attend comprehensives.

A training ground for the next generation of drug-dealers and prostitutes.

Teacher: I'd expect that kind of debauchery at the comprehensive down the road, but not here at The College! *

Teacher: Can we stop acting like a bunch of retards from the local comprehensive and get on with the work! *

* laughs all round, we all that know our teacher went to a comprehensive himself

Snob (boy): I can't believe you kissed a girl from a comprehensive, you've probably got AIDS now!

Snob (girl): Oh my God, some boys from the comprehensive flirted with me on the bus (shudders) I thought I was gonna get raped!

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Comprehension - slang

adjective: Ebonics for Socialistic; having the qualities associated with Socialism; euphemistic term for socialistic.

See comprehensive health care reform, comprehensive financial reform, comprehensive immigration reform, etc.

The president is a comprehensive douchebag.

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Comprehension

accumulative

Econ 207 final exam is comprehensive.

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Comprehension

Understanding

beyond comprehension of human mind

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Comprehension

The ability to be clearly understand or capacity to perceive. kom-pri-hend
The true spelling of comprehendable;

Comprehendable from English word comprehend. Several poorly educated Americans decided on "comprehensible."

"Why is google saying that comprehendable is not a word?"
*5 hours later*
Did you mean "comprehensible?"
"..."

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