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What is church?
A boring-ass place where all you do is listen to some robed asswipe yap about some bullshit from the bible. You also get to sing gay gospel songs. It usually lasts 2 hours, but some churches can go up to 4-7 hours.
Kid: Man, my mom just made me go to church. it sucked ass.
Friend: Man that's gay. There goes two hours of your life wasted.
Kid: Two? Try five.
Friend: Fuuuuuuucccck..................
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Church - what is it?
A building that brainwashes people
Don't go it that church! XD
What does "church" mean?
The reason why I cringe when I wake up on a Sunday morning. And I had no choice but to go back when I was a kid. I really don't see what exactly is so "spiritually enlightening" about going to Church anyway, because it's just the same exact 2-3 hour service every week, even if they sing two different songs about God's love and Jesus Christ. And I always get that nagging feeling that it's just not natural or right to force oneself to endure hours of monotonous singing and the same old tired speech about how we're all sinners and Jesus loves us.
And yeah the Church claims to promote peace and love, even though it killed millions in the past in the name of God. And I don't see what's the whole point of praying to God for help when he hides himself and refuses to answer our prayers.
Church - what does it mean?
is synonymous with the word peace. said when leaving someone or some group's presence.
yo man, i am out of here. church.
Church - meaning
The best cover-up when talking about something you shouldn't be talking about
"She pulled down my pants and started to–"
**teacher walks by**
"-and then I went to church and prayed; hallelujah! pa-raise the Lord!"
Church - definition
A word response that is used when you believe something that someone else is saying or has said to be truth.
Tom: "The economy is in the shitter right now."
Kara: "Church!"
Church - slang
Church accaully means a group of people that follow god.
Jesus never mentioned the church as a building in the bible.
"Man I love the church, they've helped me out heaps!"
"Yeah, the church is helping out the homeless people this week"
Church
Can't sleep? Go to church.
Church
1. a place of worship.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.
1. I go to church every Sunday.
2. I go to church every Wednesday on my lunch hour.
3. I hear that, Church!
4. Well, I'm out, Church!
Church
Strongly Agree, as if it were law.
Player 1: "Look at the junk in her trunk, I'd tap that ass"
Player 2: "Church!"