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What is Church?
Nowadays grandparents tell us that fandoms are stupid but they are the ones going to church every weekend.
Church - meme gif
Church - video
Church - what is it?
1. A place people go up to several times a week so they can feel good about themselves for being brainwashed into giving a percentage of their hard-earned paycheck to an invisible man that pays no taxes, yet never has enough money. 2. A building people gather in once a week to compare clothes.
You should have been in church last Sunday night. I think they called it "repenting".
What does "Church" mean?
A place where some guy in a costume gives u lessons on how to live life and what to do everyday mainly for people who can't think for themselves
Did u hear about church?
Yeah its the biggest lie in human history
Church - what does it mean?
1.) People.
A body of believers. The Church is everyone who believes in and has a relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ. We are here to support eachother, encourage eachother, keep eachother accountable- this means being honest with someone who is a member of the "church" even when they don't want to hear it, but need to hear it. The church is called to love God and love others (including and expecially people who do not believe) we are called to serve others and do it with a humble heart looking for no praise or reward. Church is a group of people who love Jesus and unite to make a difference in the world.
2.) Place
The difference between THE church and A church. A church is commonly known as the building that Christians meet at to worship God and hear a sermon from a preacher and socialize. Though not neccessary for salvation, It is important for Christians to find a good Church in their area that suits them well.
3.) Thing.
Church is, again, not a building. Church is for fellowship (building relationships with other Christians who will help you grow and walk along side of you in your walk with Christ), worship (bringing glory to God, this could be through singing, or serving others, the way you speak, act, or live your life, using whatever gifts God gave you in His name) and digging into the word (reading and studying the bible, disecting it, figuring out what everything means and how it applies to your life). Church can happen any time and anywhere.
"We are the church, we need to start acting like it."
"What church do you go to?"
"I go to Bethany Baptist"
"Oh cool I go to Pacific Lutheran Church"
"Church is canceled because of the blizzard, hey lets have church right here!"
Church - meaning
In biker culture, a slang term for a club meeting.
Biker 1: What are we going to do about the deal we made with the mob?
Biker 2: We'll talk about it at church.
Church - definition
A group of people, called and chosen by Jesus Christ to be a representation of him in the earth. This word is often mistaken to mean the building or facility in which people meet to talk about God.
And he is the head of the body, the church; he is the beginning and the firstborn from among the dead, so that in everything he might have the supremacy. Colossians 1:18, NIV.
Church - slang
When one rams his two hands in the shape of someone praying up someone else's Gluteus Maximus.
Person 1: *distraction* Hey, how are you?
Victim: I'm good, you?
Person 2: *churches*
Victim: Oh my God you were inside of my rectum!
Church
Church is a fictitious and enviable character in the online series, 'Red vs Blue'. A self serving and crass individual.
Church: "No...I..I'm not gonna make it, Tucker, there's something I need to tell you"
Tucker: "What is it, Church?"
Church: "I just wanted you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most"
Tucker: "Yeah, I know you did, now hurry up and die you prick"
Church
To agree with when someone speaks the truth. Can be used in place of word.
"Man, work freaking BLOWS!"
-"Church"
Church
Another word for prison
The other day I got sentenced to every Sunday at church until I move out of my parents house