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What is loophole?
The act of drastically exploiting a not-explicitly-forbidden part of a generally well-worded contract; grossly violating the spirit of the law but not the letter. Also, the act of having anal sex and still calling yourself a virgin.
Dick Cheney did some serious loopholing with that whole "it's ok to torture enemy combattants because they're neither soldiers nor civillians" thing.
"I know i'm trying to be celibate, but no one said anything about handjobs...i guess i did a lot of loopholing this weekend."
"I hear Catholic girls do some major loopholing."
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Loophole - what is it?
Fucking your christian girlfriend in the ass because she wants to stay a vaginal virgin until marriage.
"Lacy and I fucked for hours but I had to use the loophole"
What does "loophole" mean?
A Loopholer is someone who exploits a weakness or exception that allows them to circumvent or otherwise avoid the rules, policy, directions, or commandments. A Loopholer will search for and use loopholes strategically in a variety of circumstances, including taxes, politics, courtrooms and relationships.
A Loopholer would say....."They are only pictures of my genitalia, it could be anyones junk because my face isn't in them."
Loophole - what does it mean?
A part of scripture that works really well where u can get him off without going to hell
Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong
But Jason says that guys can't wait that long
(but there's a loophole)
Loophole - meaning
In several 12-step fellowships, it is generally looked down upon and discouraged (not by everyone) to sleep with someone under a year clean, especially if you have over a year clean. The loophole refers to catching the "newcomer" before he/she even gets clean, therefore providing a valid excuse for the incident(s) to be perfectly moral and justified.
Yo man, I'm thinking about trying to fuck Sheila, she's only got like 37 days though..." --"Definitely do it, who gives a shit what people say, that's 37 days too many in my opinion. I just fucked a girl who had zero days a few nights ago, real talk." "Word, that's awesome - you found the loophole.
Loophole - definition
slang for "anus" commonly used by Utah residents
"I'm a Mormon and need to maintain my purity until marriage, but you can stick it in my loophole if you want."
Loophole - slang
Something forgotten, and can be taken advantage of. Or be a disadvantage.
person 1: I found a loophole in spider solitary.
person 2: how?
person 1:I played all but 6 cards and i need 7 to use another deck.
person 2:what are you going to do?
person 1:I dunno..
Loophole
"No we don't have to wait in line....we know the guy at the gate! Loophole!!!"
Loophole
A forgotten condition in a law, agreement, etc. that allows one to interpret and, in conclusion, get around another condition(s).
Dave: Man, I fucken HATE that bitch.
Joe: Calm down, you know we're not allowed to hit girls.
Dave: Who said anything about "hitting". There's no rule against brutally beating with a medival flail. *evil glint* Loopholes rule!
Joe: You sick fuck.
Loophole
A way around an obstruction that would otherwise keep a person from obtaining a goal. This can apply literally and metaphorically and most often applied when bending the rules.
Person 1: I am not allowed to visit my friend in college because I am not accompanied by an adult.
Person 2: I found a loophole that allows you to go on campus if you see a student advisor.