Definder - what does the word mean?

What is scripture?

Similar but better then the christian bible, this holy book has 300 pages in it, but over 300 scriptures exist. The book is extremely holy and if anything were to happen to it, bad luck shall plague the atheist. It holds many secrets of the ancient glo gangs and its history and prophecies.

I own a holy glo scriptures!

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Scripture - what is it?

(n) A person who quotes scriptures to show off their knowledge and ability to memorize. They usually scripture spit when somebody is feeling down instead of actually listening to the person. It is usually done in a very judgmental and flippant manner.

Meryl quoted scripture to me when I informed her of my mother's death. She's such a mean, rotten judgmental scripture spitter.

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What does "scripture" mean?

A person (usually female) who takes a passage of the bible and applies it to their lower back as a tattoo.

"I thought it was just a run of the mill tramp stamp but then I looked closer and saw she was a scripture skank and I knew God had made her just for me."

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Scripture - what does it mean?

Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.

Pastor Juanita Bynum routinely uses 'Scripture Rigging' when faced with controversy.

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Scripture - meaning

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

β€œRide for the bros, lie to your hoes”
β€œThe only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
β€œDon’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
β€œTreat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”

She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture

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Scripture - definition

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacredβ€”be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"β€”until you agree with them on all points.

"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."

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Scripture - slang

The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.

Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.

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Scripture

Scriptural (n): a reference to a body of written work that is considered of cannonical nature.

Examples: For the human soul, the bible is considered "Scriptural" based on the word "scripture:

A car repair manual to repair a specific vehicle may be called the "scripture" for a specific repair technique used for that specific year make and model of vehicle

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Scripture

"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).

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Scripture

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