Definder - what does the word mean?

What is seizure?

(n.) The act of fucking your partner while shocking him/her with a tazer. This usually results in seizure-like convulsions during intercourse.

I was giving my girlfriend the seizure last night, and all of a sudden, she became epileptic.

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seizure - video


Seizure - what is it?

having a seizure

he's seizuring!

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What does "seizure" mean?

When you see a flashing light and you're all like kfnsldjmthjfiremdhiufg,tufdhmyurtmfi, flopping on the floor uncontrollably like afish but it only happens to some people

Person 1: gyroudmhurfdumgrt
Person 2: Shit, they're having a seizure.

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Seizure - what does it mean?

Roman emperor.

Used in place of the word Caesar due to people's inability to pronounce.

Julius Seizure proclaimed 'I came, I saw, I conquered!! '

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Seizure - meaning

It is the attack of illness that has taken the life of a forever legend. He went by Juice wrld.

1st) So I heard the legend had a seizure.

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Seizure - definition

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).

1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.

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Seizure - slang

when someone rocks out

omg hes having a seizure

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Seizure

to lose total control of your body due to a brain disorder.

I know this guy named pete,fox who takes seizures the asshole stole someone elses wife got her pregnant now he is polluting the rest of the world with his children that in the end will also have hereditary medical issues and we will all end up supporting this with our tax dollars for the medical bills.

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Seizure

what it looks like when you dance to dubstep

"whoa dude are you having a seizure!?"
"no im doing the dubstep dance womp womp womp" (^'.')^

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Seizure

1. seizure
when a person's brain waves send extra electric signals to their nerves, causing uncontrollable spastic motions.

2. seizure
when the police come and take stuff from your house.

1. That guy wearing the helmet just had a seizure .

2. the fourth amendment protects us from illegal search and seizure .

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