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What is Shit?
shit is one of the most popular words in the american dictionary....and this dictionary i suppose. Shit is an word that can be
A. a noun (like pooping, poop, etc)
b. an exclamation (in anger, sadness, happiness, or when something goes horribly wrong)
c. when the word "Holy" is placed on front of it it becomes an expression (like in place of oh my god or something)
d. it can express an amount when "load" is placed after. (an extremely large amount or an extremely small amount)
e. and it can explain 'everything' or 'stuff' in a more expressing way
its most commonly used to make a sentence sound more exciting or more interesting that it normally is. for example.
"the neighbors dog just shit on my lawn"
sounds more interesting than
"the neighbors dog pooped on my lawn"
the word 'crap' can also be used the same way as 'shit' can.
A. aww....man..i gotta go take a shit
B. Shit dude that sucks. or. Shit dude that's awesome!
c. holy shit thats a small ass computer
d. that's a shitload of weed man...
e. you wont believe the shit that happened to me today
Shit - meme gif
Shit - video
Shit - what is it?
Brown stuff that comes out of a ass.
David had to go shit, but the bathroom door was locked. He waited for 2 hours. David pooped in his fucking pants. That is fucking gross.
What does "Shit" mean?
A premier league team called arsenal
Bro ur team plays like arsenal your shit
That’s sad man
Shit - what does it mean?
The richest word in English. It can be used to maney things.
1) Geographical position - Where's that SHIT?
2) Geographical position 2 - At 21 o'clock, I'm leaving this SHIT.
3) Adjective - You're SHIT.
4) Quantitative auxiliary - I work to hell and I don't get SHIT.
5) Profissional specialization - He only makes SHIT.
6) MBA - He makes a lot of SHIT.
7) Synonym of coward - He is a piece of SHIT.
8) Admiration - Holy SHIT.
9) Question - You made shit, right?
10) Visual indicator - I can't see SHIT.
11) Specie indicator - What does this SHIT think he is?
12) Mess indicator - Everything is SHIT.
13) Job - If you reading so far, it means you aren't doing SHIT.
Shit - meaning
A pastey brown waste that's released from the anus to make a person feel better.
Chad took a Shit on Kiersten's pussy rubbed his dick in it then made her lick it off!
Chad took a Shit in Kiersten's bed while he was poundin her pussy last night!
Kiersten took a Shit on Chad's desk when she found out he was fucking Mackenzie in her apartment while she was working overtime!
Shit - definition
Usually is a stronger word for crap, or it can be used to explain things that are screwed up.
Man, this is shit cuz it doesn't make sense and is freakin baloney.
Shit - slang
The most adaptable word in the English dictionary
You can take a shit
You can say shit when your angry or frustrated
You can feel shitty
Be shitty
Act shitty
Look shitty
Give a shit
Or not give a shit
You can have shit
Throw shit
Hoard shit
Carry shit
Have to much shit
Have to little shit
Have no shit
Sling shit
Talk shit
Fight about shit
Fight shittily
teacher- "And now you know, shit is the base of our English language!"
Shit
The brown turd that comes out of the rear end of your body
Dude1: Man, I feel like shit
Dude2: You feel like poop?
Dude1: What? No you idiot I just feel bad
Dude2: *shoots* I never liked poop anyways
Shit
The formal and fancy way to say: feces, excrements, stool and etc.
Veterinarian: unfortunately, we found worms in your Dog’s shit.
Shit
The Most Functional English Word
Well, it's shit...that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional
word in the English language.
Examples:
You can get shit-faced,
Be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit, Or
be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while
others can't tell the difference
between Shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or
serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shits creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!