What is last night?
a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10
Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.
Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?
Last night - what is it?
what i did last night?? your mom...
What does "last night" mean?
The night before suicide. Only say this if you just lost a million bucks or a similar tragedy occurs.
OH NO I JUST LOST MY JOB AND I GOT DIVORCED< TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT ON EARTH
Last night - what does it mean?
A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”
infamous quote from 'the american jigalo' thanking the sexed up partner for last night
american jigalo 'thankyou for last night'
A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA
A typical "texts from last night"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The act of licking another person's anus.
Tyler: Hey, is that chocolate on your mouth? I told you not to eat that Hershey bar.
Jim: No, man. I forgot to clean my mouth after eating last night's dinner.
When someone eats enough food right before going to bed that they're still full in the morning.
"Hey, wanna grab breakfast?"
"No thanks man I had a huge sandwich before going to bed last night."
"Ahhh, a Last-Night Breakfast!"
The ultimate basic bitch euphemism for "look at this filtered picture of me looking hot...last night."
Did you see the picture Becky posted with the caption "About Last Night"? Bitch just went to Olive Gardens.
something you probably don't remember if your looking it up here.
ohhhh man last night was crazy!
you know this! lets do it again tonite!!