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What is chia pet?
When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.
Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there
chia pet - video
Chia pet - what is it?
The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.
Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.
What does "chia pet" mean?
A large, crusty (hard) booger that when pulled out of the nose takes a few nose hairs with it... thus resembling a Chia Pet.
Dude, that is one hell of a Chia Pet!
Chia pet - what does it mean?
They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!
My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!
Chia pet - meaning
Someone who cuts their hair with a FlowBee or Wahl razor.
Steve is a Chia Pet, Jen helps him by triming around the edges.
Chia pet - definition
people with fucked up afros that look like chia pets
bad kid sittin next to me in java is a chia pet
Chia pet - slang
A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.
Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.
Chia pet
1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.
2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).
ph33r t3h ch1a p3t
Chia pet
Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.
That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?
Chia pet
A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*