Definder - what does the word mean?

What is chia pets?

another word for pussy,vagina,vajj

"is your chia pet shaved"

"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"

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Chia pets - what is it?

When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.

Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there

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What does "chia pets" mean?

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.

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Chia pets - what does it mean?

1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.

2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).

ph33r t3h ch1a p3t

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Chia pets - meaning

The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.

Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.

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Chia pets - definition

Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.

That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?

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Chia pets - slang

A large, crusty (hard) booger that when pulled out of the nose takes a few nose hairs with it... thus resembling a Chia Pet.

Dude, that is one hell of a Chia Pet!

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Chia pets

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.

Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*

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Chia pets

They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!

My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!

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Chia pets

when u agree to something and are happy about it .

girl : u wanna fuck ?

boy : chia pets!

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