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What is Lumberjack?
when a girl bites your dick when she gives you head...shes chopping your wood
sally bit my dick...shes a lumberjack
Lumberjack - meme gif
Lumberjack - video
Lumberjack - what is it?
A harshly given wedgie where one person grabs the back of the victim's underwear and one person grabs the front of the victim's underwear. They then proceed to yank back and forth with great force until the taint is rubbed raw.
Joe kept smarting off, so we gave him a lumberjack to shut him up.
What does "Lumberjack" mean?
When you are in the process of tea bagging someone, you pause for a moment with the balls resting on the face. You then hold the penis (still soft works best) up in the air and yell "Timber!" Then proceed to let shaft fall onto the persons face, preferably with a distinct smacking sound. For additional amusement, perform this while executing the ballnoculars, or the Gonzo.
My girlfriend was already angry with me last night, so I figured I may as well tea bag her with a couple of lumberjacks thrown in for good measure.
Lumberjack - what does it mean?
"Daddy what you doing In the garden?" "Man's having a lumberjack"
Lumberjack - meaning
Term used to describe a chick that gives a lot of handjobs...(hand ho). One who "jacks lumber" (Gives hand jobs)
"That chick is such a Lumberjack"
"That hand ho jacks alot of lumber""
Lumberjack - definition
A sexual act involving 2 men and 1 woman with large, floppy breasts. The woman lays on her back, while each man slides his penis under a breast from each side. To avoid touching each other in the middle, the men coordinate going back and forth, like 2 lumberjacks sawing down a tree.
May also be referred to as a "See-saw"
Man 1: "I'd fuck that fatty *under* her floppy tits."
Man 2: "Me too - let's lumberjack her!"
Lumberjack - slang
Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.
Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.
Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.
The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
That lumberjack will pwn j00 easy!
Lumberjack
A heinously unattractive individual, usually a woman, who is so repulsive that they have garnered a title literally defined as "one who makes wood go down" in that they have the power to instantly deflate erections.
Guy #1: "What do you think of Linda?"
Guy #2: "Oh god, with the snaggletooth and the unibrow? Total lumberjack."
Guy #1: "Tell me about it. Talk about wood going DOWN, man."
Guy #2: "Timber!!"
Lumberjack
The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.
Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.
"Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time lumberjacking!"
Lumberjack
Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.
Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?
I did, but the log was too long go down.
You lumberjack!