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What is Timber?
The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.
Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!
ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!
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Timber - video
Timber - what is it?
A game little people play to retaliate against the popular sport of "Midget Tossing", in which a little person sneaks up behind a tall person, kicks them in the back of the knee, and yells "Timberrr!!" as they fall.
"Dude, watch out for that little chick. She might try to play 'timber' on your ass."
What does "Timber" mean?
That girl is really timber, she just passed on the buddha.
Timber - what does it mean?
1)Cut wood for building/burning.
2)a combination of street running and cruelty. Young chavs are awarded points for the amount of walking sticks they kick whilst running down the street.points are awarded on style and grace with which the elderly/disabled person falls. For maximum points(a slow arc, followed by a somersault), "Timber!" is called, hence the name.
"Come here billy, help me chop up some timber for the fire"
"Mate got any skag?"
"Nah I aint. Let's go down to Cash Converters and sell some shit. We can play Timber on the way."
Timber - meaning
Todd began melting iron on John. John ran to his timber and left fast.
Timber - definition
A large brown turd log that comes out of the ass extremely fast
Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
Timber - slang
A sex position. Basically doggie style, but right before the guy cums, he pulls the girls' arms out from under her yelling "timber", causeing her to fall on her face.
(Guy&girl having sex)
*Guy pulls on girls arms*
Guy:TIMBER!
Timber
Fat, weight. Especially referring to men.
‘Wow, you’ve gained some timber on your belly!’ (I.e. they have a big belly.)
Timber
What you yell when it's going down.
"It's going down; I'm yelling timber."
"The party is timber tonight."
Timber
Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.
Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.