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What is timbered?

A sex position. Basically doggie style, but right before the guy cums, he pulls the girls' arms out from under her yelling "timber", causeing her to fall on her face.

(Guy&girl having sex)
*Guy pulls on girls arms*
Guy:TIMBER!

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Timbered - what is it?

a reference to the Pitbull song TIMBER FT. Kesha, often said by white girls at school like but not limited to Wake Forest University . It is the female equivalent to "lets get wired". The phrase "I am going timber" as active meaning of partying, drinking, dancing, while excluding smoking weed.

I knew I was getting laid when those white girls where like "It's going down, I'm yelling timber."

She was like "I am going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and smoke a blunt."

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What does "timbered" mean?

Fat, weight. Especially referring to men.

‘Wow, you’ve gained some timber on your belly!’ (I.e. they have a big belly.)

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Timbered - what does it mean?

What you yell when it's going down.

"It's going down; I'm yelling timber."
"The party is timber tonight."

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Timbered - meaning

(n.) a massive, solid erection.

Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"

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Timbered - definition

Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.

Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.

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Timbered - slang

Drinking, dancing and partying to the point you fall down.

Everyone was on the dancefloor in the club when Mel fell on her ass drunk. The entire room yelled "Timber!"

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Timbered

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

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Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!

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Timbered

Wen you take that hit that fuks u up and every hit after you cant stop coughing. Wen you get blazed

You just got fuckin timbered!

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