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What is turd?
A word for a boy who won't stop FRICKING telling everyone that they're trash.
Boy: "You're trash bruh."
Girl: "And that makes you a turd!"
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turd - video
Turd - what is it?
turd (commonly known as crap,shit,poo and many more)
i turded in a bowl
What does "turd" mean?
big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!
ewww dude u stepped in turd!
Turd - what does it mean?
In Ireland (colloquial) , follows first and second.
As in speaking of a race; "Mick was first, Seamus was second, and Sean there came in came Turd"
Turd - meaning
You know what a turd is: a piece of shit.
All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.
Tie a pretty red ribbon around one end of a turd. Presto! You have a Blood!
Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip!
Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco!
Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton!
Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom!
Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie!
Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans.
Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too!
Turd - definition
Turd is an acronym for Toyota Urban Racing Development. Toyota was all set to stamp TURD on the side of their trucks in an attempt to make trucks more appealing to city dwellers, hence urban and racing being part of the logo. Just prior to shipping the trucks to the US Toyota learned what turd ment in english, so now their trucks are stamped TRD. Urban has been left out.
Hey did you see that new Toyota truck? It's a TURD!
Turd - slang
usually a large blob or log of fecal matter shot and expelled from an anus in a most satisfying manner. A collection of these masses dropped in a fine deuce like manner will cause whats known as "breaking water". This is where the amount of turd is so great it stacks in a shape that breaks the precipice of toilet water level.
"go eat a turd sandwich"
"you are such a turd"
"I got to go turd my pants"
Turd
A piece of poop, or poop in general. Also can be used in replacement as crap.
"Boo!"
*screams* "You scared the turd out of me!"
Turd
Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class.
Dude, quit being a turd.
Turd
Justin Beiber's typical breakfast
He was disgusted when he found a hair in the turd he was eating...