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What is the shower?
An excuse to cover up masturbation
MOM:DINNER!
KID: Not now mom! im taking a shower!
the shower - video
The shower - what is it?
Take a hint. You should take a shower
What does "the shower" mean?
A great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.
Man i have a throbbing erection and i really need somewhere to explode my load! Hmmmm the house if full of people....
"I'm taking a shower!"
Alright party time! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap stiffled groan
The shower - what does it mean?
Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house
i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
The shower - meaning
thing that cries until your clean
go and take a shower
The shower - definition
Warm, wet water dripping onto your naked body, making you wet; whilst touching yourself up with a hand full of coconut and jasmine body wash. You look down to see your soggy, sexy shoes in witch are looking fucking mint. When you step onto the fuzzy bath mat you are dripping from head to toe. Your body is so damn moist.
'Stacy got out of the SHOWER'
The shower - slang
A person who showers.
He is a showerer
The shower
-verb
When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.
ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
friend 2: Brb...shower...
ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?
friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.
The shower
1. This is the place where you realize how lonely you are while also thanking about your life choices.
2. This is the place where you understand how the universe works and the people in it.
While I was in the shower I cried knowing all I am is a failure.
The shower
The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.
My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.