Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Chia Pet?

another word for pussy,vagina,vajj

"is your chia pet shaved"

"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"

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Chia Pet - video


Chia Pet - what is it?

When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.

Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there

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What does "Chia Pet" mean?

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.

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Chia Pet - what does it mean?

1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.

2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).

ph33r t3h ch1a p3t

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Chia Pet - meaning

Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.

That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?

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Chia Pet - definition

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.

Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*

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Chia Pet - slang

A noncontributory individual that lives with family and/or friends. Chia Pet’s are fed and watered by family and/or friends, which cause the Chia Pet to grow. Unfortunately, a Chia Pet does not feel the need to contribute to the household; therefore, causing serious turmoil with family and/or friends. It is not understood why the Chia Pet becomes offended when told by family and/or friends that the time has come for them to move on (i.e. get out).

its time for my CHIA PET ass sister to get out of my house!!

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Chia Pet

The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.

Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.

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Chia Pet

A large, crusty (hard) booger that when pulled out of the nose takes a few nose hairs with it... thus resembling a Chia Pet.

Dude, that is one hell of a Chia Pet!

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Chia Pet

They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!

My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!

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