Definder - what does the word mean?

What is haircut?

Heroin, especially that of the black-tar variety, biatch.

"Dude, where can I buy me some/a haircut?"

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Haircut - what is it?

a person who is a metrosexual toughguy. they dress metrosexual and always pluck eyebrows and gel hair ect. and to tell themselves they are actually male they try to act tough and get in fights

that bar was fun but there was way to many haircuts there.

see "my new haircut" on youtube

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What does "haircut" mean?

A haircut is a receiving a completely different style or cutting off several inches of one's hair. This is different than the trimming of one's hair, which is by definition, trimming off the split ends.

Emily will be giving Joe a haircut when he loses their CPA exam bet.

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Haircut - what does it mean?

a slang term meaning to pop off for a sly wank when friends and family think you are somewhere else.

"Where's John?"

"Oh, he's gone for a haircut!"

"Dirty wanker!"

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Haircut - meaning

A way for parents to fucking mutilate your head. For middle to lower class blue collar families, usually done so Bubba can get a nice buzzcut ot in my casr, top keep em "from gettin too emo on us...hahahaha!
I had my hair cut because it was "in my eyes, ive never heard such bullshit

mom:hey zack let's go to sportsclips to get your scalp raped i mean get a haircut!

me:how about you save me some time and cut my wrist now!

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Haircut - definition

A man with a well-coffed haircut that he uses primarily in his function as a salesman. He is always a republican but is just one firing away from the welfare lines. He is waiting for his parents to die so he can quit work and drink scotches for the rest of his life.

That dude John is a real haircut. He is just a handsome flunky that old broads think is darling.

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Haircut - slang

noun

(1) obnoxiously trendy scene kid with bangs that cover his or her eyes

(2) ob"scene" individual with ridiculously cut and teased hair

synonym: whitebelt

i guess Whiskey Bar is the new place to be; there were so many haircuts making out with whitebelts last Thursday it wasn't even worth the $1 wells.

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Haircut

The act of cutting your hair

I'm getting an emo side fringed cut today. woot woot.

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Haircut

A reduction in pay or loss of money.

During the divorce, she gave him a good haircut.

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Haircut

a drinking act involving:
- two people
- alchohol
- energy drink or gatorade

one person tilts their head back and closes their throat. the other person then pours small amount of energy drink, large amount of alchohol, and small amount of energy drink in that order. the drinker then tilts their head up and swallows the drink simultaneously. this is done for two reasons: you dont feel it going down no matter the alchohol percent and it gets you very drunk very fast.

"dude i had like 8 haircuts last night of red bull and smirnoff and i woke up in a football field naked with a sock on my dick."

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