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What is java?
One of the best drinks ever put on this earth.
I need a cup of java.
java - meme gif
java - video
Java - what is it?
A word used by english speakers - american english, specificaly - meaning a hot drink made with boiling water and toasted coffee grains powder.
Hold on a second, let me fix up a java for us.
What does "java" mean?
The bastard child of C++ that nobody wants.
Look at that Java written application. It's so slow and resource consuming...
Java - what does it mean?
A small brown Chihuahua that gets treated like a human being although it is obviously just a small, albeit adorable, dog.
Easy ways to spot a Java:
1. has it's own social networking page.
2. dressed in some sort of girly matching dog costume meant to mimic the way a human being would dress.
3. entrance into a room is shortly followed by "ooooh" and "awwww".
4. spotted being carried in a purse or satchel
JJ: Wow although patty is a great dog, I wish I had a dog like Java!
Java - meaning
coffee (from the Indonesian island coffee was exported from)
My mom can't wake up without a cup of java.
Java - definition
An object oriented programing language that is based on C++. It is compiled into Java bytecode, which can be run by a Java virtual machine on any computer. While Java programs are typicaly slower than their counterparts, they can run on any platform capable of runing the JVM.
Java should not be confused with Javascript, a scripting language that only shares a name and some syntax.
public class java{
public static void main(String args){
System.out.prinln("Hello World");
}
}
Java - slang
A fully object-oriented programming language. Despised by some, it does not compile to machine code as most languages do, but rather to some "bytecode" that is interpreted by the Java Virtual Machine, which is basically emulation no matter what Sun says. Java programs run relatively slowly, but the syntax is pretty easy, and based on C and C++.
Java is a slow mid-level programming language.
System.out.println ("This is java.");
Java
Java
A programming language despised by many veteran programmers as it allows interns to do 95% of the things they do in half the time and without their pasty complexion, decades of hard graft and countless weekends lost at the Games Workshop.
The veterans wear the forbidden knowledge of pointer arithmetic and varargs as a badge of status and power in much the same way as a fat middle aged shift manager at McDonalds would dangle a large bunch of from a belt clip in the hope of jabbing his pudgy, nicotine stained finger into a confused and vulnerable trainee.
"Garbage collection! That's what Biffa do isn't it?"