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What is Goldilocks?
1.A woman who prefers the company of fat, hairy gay men.
2.A fag-hag for bears.
She always hangs out with hairy, fat gay guys, she's a goldilocks.
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Goldilocks - video
Goldilocks - what is it?
(adj.) not too big, not too small, just right. often in reference to body part.
phrases:
goldilocks cock
(n.) a penis that is not too big, not too small, but just the right length and girth
goldilocks bod
(n.) a well-toned body that is not too scrawny or overly muscular
His goldilocks cock was well beyond average.
She lustfully admired his goldilocks bod.
What does "Goldilocks" mean?
v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is "just right"
She goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.
He was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now I have to fold them all.
I've never been here before, so I'll just goldilocks until I find a sweet spot.
After all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an eclection of music.
Goldilocks - what does it mean?
Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.
"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."
Goldilocks - meaning
As a woman, only one cock will fit her vag perfectly. She will search for years to find that cock. A Goldilocks cock is one that is not too big, and not too small, but just right.
Ben’s cock was the perfect fit. Not too big and not too small. I’ve found my Goldilocks cock!
Goldilocks - definition
You put your dick in a girl's butt but it's too tight
You put you dick in a girls vagina but it's too loose
So, you put your dick in her mouth and it's JUST RIGHT
I hooked up with Pamela once. It was a Goldilocks experience...the first two holes just weren't working
Goldilocks - slang
Verb. To goldilocks is to steal something that doesn't belong to you. Often, it refers to the theft of something left unattended, frequently food or drink.
Hey, who goldilocksed my sandwich? I left it right there!
Goldilocks
Derogatory slang word used by the more refined English teachers in France. Most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.
What a load of goldilocks.
Goldilocks
A good looking fit bird that goes for average boys, instead of popular boys.
Girl 1: Babe, why are you going out with him? You're way too good.
Girl 2: He's perfect <3
Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?
Goldilocks
A nickname commonly given to women with blond hair, or someone with a curious personality much like the real goldilocks
Goldilocks is my best friend