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What is I left?
a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife
james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed
or
paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
I left - video
I left - what is it?
An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.
The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.
OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?
What does "I left" mean?
A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.
He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.
I left - what does it mean?
Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation
Facebook convo:
Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
I left - meaning
When someone is ugly and you need a escape
"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*
I left - definition
An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.
Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck
I left - slang
The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night
Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten
I left
A phrase typically used in YouTube titles, to parody ex-buzzfeed employee videos.
YouTube title: Why I left buzzfeed!?
Actual Video: Overwatch gameplay.
I left
A statement used by dudes who have sexual relations with attached women when the cuckold gets wind of the situation and the cuckold calls the player in question, promising revenge. Also a song by UGK from their album "Supertight" which explains it a lot better.
Dude: "Yo, you fucking my girl? When I see you, I'm killing yo' ass!"
Cold Mack:"Say Jack, don't hate the player, hate the game! By the way, I left it wet for you, trick!"
I left
When something is so funny that you could just leave the room.
Usually spoken after hysterical laughter.
South Jersey slang.
After a moment of intense laughing, "I left!".