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What is goldilocksed?When a friend, relative, significant other, coworker or acquaintance is incapable of scheduling or confirming plans too far in advance bc they're not quite sure how they'll feel mentally, emotionally and physically that particular day, and for that particular event. Respectively, they also refuse plans conceived the day of said event, bc it's too short notice and they don't have time to prepare. Molly's severe Goldilocksism prevents her from being constantly invited to Gary's multiple BBQ, birthday and insignificant holiday parties he inconviently throws throughout the year. goldilocksed - videoGoldilocksed - what is it?To perform oral sex on a lady who has had a man ejaculate inside her recently. To eat someone else's porridge Ken: I went down on Betty earlier... What does "goldilocksed" mean?The art of sleeping in someone elseโs bed until you get kicked out. Jack totally just goldilocksed in IKEA for an hour before getting kicked out by security. Goldilocksed - what does it mean?Trying out many of any type of thing in order to find the most suitable one. Especially dick. She ran through those dudes like goldilocksing was her hobby before she found her perfect penis. Goldilocksed - meaningTo try out multiple items before choosing one; different from "window-shopping" in that one must actually use/try the items in question before making a choice. I needed a new desk, so I spent the day goldilocksing in furniture stores until I found the perfect one. Goldilocksed - definitionv. To do something several times, alternating between opposite extremes, taking forever to hit the optimal solution. "Marci was totally Goldilocksing with the printer paper. First she jammed the printer because there wasn't enough paper in the printer drawer, then she put so much paper in that it jammed again!" Goldilocksed - slangWhen people walk into a bar or restaurant and sit at every table before finally choosing one - "Dude, you got a new table at 103" GoldilocksedUsing someone else's bed during or after a party without their permission. Gina was goldilocksed when she found other people in her bed during a party. |
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