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What is Cockburn?
a sore on the penis usually caused by friction.
I need to put some penis-cream on my cockburn after sex last night.
Cockburn - meme gif
Cockburn - video
Cockburn - what is it?
COCKBURN!-- A "COCKBURN!" is a word used to aknowledge that someone has just been screwed over, made fun of, or hustled. A "COCKBURN!" is something you either mumble under your breath, or shout out in excitment. The term cockburn! will come to you-- you can make it what you want. Trust me, you will know when you have been "cockburned!" We are so grateful to Mr. Patrick Cockburn for giving this word meaning, and life. We must also aknowledge Mr. Hamz-- none of this would be possible without Hamz.
sidenote: cockburn! has nothing to do with the terms "cock" or "burn" ... it's just one swift word-- cockburn!
Sarah: Hey... rough day?
Hamz: I got stuck in traffic today, ran out of gas, was late for work, and stepped on gum with my new shoes.
Sarah: oooo, cockburnnn... (mumbling)
Sarah: (Walks into the restaurant and trips)
Nima, Hamz, Sharghi, Natasha, Misha, Siymack, Baharak: COCKBURN!!!!!!!!! (shouting, pointing, and laughing)
What does "Cockburn" mean?
Masturbating at a fast speed without lubricant, afterwards leaving a rash on the penis.
Guy 1: Dude i was beating off so hard last night, i woke up with a cockburn.
Guy 2: Man, that sucks, those hurt so bad.
Cockburn - what does it mean?
To be completely and utterly destroyed in argument or debate.
User 1: Video games take no skill
User 2: The definition of "skill" disagrees with you.
User 1: I don't care.
User 2: Then you're not even fit to argue about language. Piss off you twat. You just got cockburned.
Cockburn - meaning
a condition which arises when a mans pubic hair extends onto his shaft like sideburns - prevalent in italians and other typically hairy nationalities.
Guy #1: I'm hoping to get a bj from this slut tonight.
Guy #2: Well you better trim your cockburns or the poor girl might cough up a hairball.
Cockburn - definition
When someone insults you thinking they are the shit and you give them a pipin' hot rebuttal.
Transmasculine 5: Help i can't shrink my breasts the right way
Purple tiesexual 6: Yur gonna need to git gudder kiddo
Helioptiilesaurasexualoid 69: were is that cis gender scum?
Guy 1: I wish I could go to the store.
Guy 2: You know who else wishes you they could go to the store?
Guy 1: My dead son?
Guy 2: No, you're mom!
Guy 1: Young man, I demand you recant your harsh words immediately if not sooner. I should be fucking famous after I squandered away my golden years getting railed up the ass by mortars and M60 rounds, and what do I wake up from a coma to? A bunch of sissy faggots with gay piercings posting on a forum made for sluts and shindiggers, let me tell you a thing or two about respect Lad, you and your fudgepacker friends ought to get a grip on reality and give me a big hearty 'thank you' before I plug your rectums with the offal of a swine and slap your nipples with cold cuts.
Guy 3: Oh you you just received a wicked cockburn guy 2.
Cockburn - slang
Nigga I aint took no bath in weeks an now ma cock burn!!!!
Cockburn
The raw burning on your dick after you've been masturbating for hours.
Dude, I've got Cockburn from last night.
Cockburn
Friction burns on a penis caused by dry vagina due to prolonged sex episodes.
We fucked so long she gave me cockburn.
Cockburn
1. Rubbing the tip of a penis on carpet or other rough surface to cause rash and irritation.
2. The act of pubic hair causing a burning rash and sensation on the the penis.
1. Her pubic hair was so coarse it gave me massive cockburn!
2. You gotta fuck till you feel the cockburn mother fuck!
3. Ride threw the cockburn
4. Cockburn got me off work for a week!