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What is the green apple splatters?saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation. That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth. the green apple splatters - videoThe green apple splatters - what is it?When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly What does "the green apple splatters" mean?to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother. The green apple splatters - what does it mean?The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out. Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?" The green apple splatters - meaningaka "cider poo" drinking too much cider the nite before and waking up with more than a fat bird damn i was throwing back the scrumpy last nite got a case of the "green apple splatters" The green apple splatters - definitionMan I got the green apple splatters, (insert profanity here) The green apple splatters - slanghaving explosive diarrhea after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters The green apple splattersdiarrhea, cant get any simpler than that. Guy #1 - Omg dude i gotta go to the bathroom! The green apple splattersA case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name. "Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home." The green apple splattersyour shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain. joe: i can't hold it! |
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