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What is explosive diarrhea?Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside. Someone had explosive diarrhea at ihop explosive diarrhea - videoExplosive diarrhea - what is it?Liquid shit that comes out of the anus in a projectile manner. Kim Kardashian is knwon for having chronic explosive diarrhea. Its really glamorous. What does "explosive diarrhea" mean?A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass? Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea. Explosive diarrhea - what does it mean?Very similar to normal diarrhea but fundamentally different at the same time. At first you may be minding your own business in the men's (or women's) room taking a leak like normal. While you stand there you blow of a few farts. So you proceed to try and blow off what feels like a really big powerfull fart (the most satisfying kind) and at first it is then you feel something hit the hole that shouldn't and you have to slam the door really quick. You quickly realize that you are no longer in need of a urinal (if you're a chick then you're pretty much set)so you find a stall and get ready. You know that it's liquid ass but you don't know the severity of the situation. You start to shit, as predicted it's diarrhea. Then it gets stronger and stronger. Soon you start farting between streams. The kind that reverberate in the bowl and echo in the room. Then you start farting during the streams effectively turning your ass into the most devastating form of shotgun known to man. Then the smell hits you and you think maybe you need a bucket too. This goes on for probably 15 minutes; courtesy flushing is a must. Even if you're not in public. The smell would peel the paint from the walls and burn the toilet paper that you hopefully have a costco package of standing by. Friend: "Hey what happened? I thought you just had to piss." Explosive diarrhea - meaningIts Sorta like a volcano, it builds up, then it begins to rumble. Then small streams of "warm" molten stuff begin to flow. then when you least expect it POW! It blows, and just like a volcano all the surrounding area is devastated Once my friend tried to light his fart on fire, little did he know he had explosive diahrrea, all i have to say is we never saw him again... Explosive diarrhea - definitionThe worst thing to happen to you while you're at school when you have severe stomach cramping. Damn, all that funny foreign food has started war with my digestive system and bowels. Explosive diarrhea - slangA mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire." A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me. Explosive diarrheaA painful situation where you feel like a Monday Night Football game is going on inside your colon. Caused by large amounts of liqueous diarrhea (either pure liquid or big, wet, juicy chunks) which are propelled out of the large intestine by tremendous gas pressure moving at high speed. Such an assplosion is usually followed by gasping, groaning or blaspheming, followed by a horrendous, foul stench about 3 seconds later. It will usually spray the interior of the bowl with the liquid waste, which may often include undigested bits of food such as okra, peanuts or sesame seeds. "You all have after school d-hall--until the sick punk who sprayed explosive diarrhea on the bathroom radiator comes forward." Explosive diarrheaA liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff. I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea Explosive diarrheaNoun. Casually referred to by some as a "toilet tempest"; however, this is no casual matter. John: "Nick went with his friends to 'Wild Thai'. He ended up with explosive diarrhea." |
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