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What is mishap?
An unfortunate or unusual accident/occurence during the penetration part of sexual intercourse that usually results in some sort of splitting pain usually caused by recklessness or carelessness.
While the married couple were having sexual intercourse, a slot mishap occured that cut the fun short.
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Mishap - what is it?
Where a guy is fucking a girl in the ass roughly, then proceeds to throw her off causing her to shit all over his bed. They then end up throwing up on eachother.
Man, I had an Alabama Mishap last night. Shit was intense!
What does "mishap" mean?
the act of two mixed martial art fighters grappling each other, when suddenly one loses control of their bladder and pisses all over the other fighter.
The 3 time NCAA wrestling champion was disqualified from the match when he accidentally preformed a "Seattle Mishap" on his opponent.
Mishap - what does it mean?
Named for the astonishing water landing of a passenger jet in the Hudson River by Chesley "Sully" Sulenberger III.
A sexual maneuver that takes place in an area that is either tiled or covered in a linoleum or other laminate floor. The act begins with the man on his knees, holding the woman in front of him, supporting her weight with his arms, facing one another, penis inserted into her vagina. The man, who has a full bladder, pulls his penis out of the vagina and urinates on the floor behind her. He then re-inserts his penis into her vagina, lowers her back onto the fresh urine, and with one big thrust of his pelvis/penis he sends her gliding across the floor like a jet coming in for a water landing. The true HM includes the man throwing his arms and head back in celebration at the moment of uncoupling after the thrust.
So Jimmy says, "My girl can't get enough of my giving her the old 'Hudson Mishap,' but I hate cleaning up after it."
Mishap - meaning
To shit when you didn't mean to. Could be caused by a misjudged fart.
I had a fecal mishap. Can't you smell it? Now I got to go wash up.
Mishap - definition
A public appearance or performance that goes disasterously wrong. You are embarrassed and frustrated and it may or may not be your fault. Mariah Carey, singer, songwriter, diva, performer, celebrity
Jillian was singing the national anthem and towards the end of the song, she forgot the words. She had a Mariah mishap and all she could do was laugh.
Mishap - slang
when a massive pothole or group of them flatten the tire of your car or any other vehicle
Dad we just kind of had a major Pothole Mishap
Just had a major Pothole Mishap.... party on the side of the road!
Mishap
Accident involving a sailing yacht.
"You look the same age to me."
"I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!"
SAILING MISHAP!!!!
Mishap
When two people are attempting to shake hands and some sort of mishap occurs such as one person partially missing the other person's hand and ending up shaking just their fingers.
Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.
Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.
Guy 1: Damn it! I was on my job interview and there was a handshake mishap and I ended up grabbing just fingers.
Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?
Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.
Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?
Guy 1: No I totally blanked!
Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.
Mishap
An unfortunate accident.
The son of martial arts film star Bruce Lee died in a mishap on the set of “The Crow” just eight days before filming was to be completed.