Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cider?

When a girl flashes a bit of her under garments, without noticing or meaning to

Joe: Dang, she just showed some cider!!
Ryan: No way!!!

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Cider - what is it?

To make alcoholic cider from base ingrediants and in the style of West England

We ciderized a bunch of apples and plums t'day!

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What does "cider" mean?

The most wonderful thing to have ever been created from an apple.

Bittersweet apple juice fermented and then drunk, particularly in the summertime.

Get's you off your face quicker than beer.
Not gassy at all, so very easy to drink.
The best brands are Strongbow and Magners.
Makes beer taste like a tramp's scrotum.

The good Lord made apples for one reason - CIDER.

"When i die, i want to be embalmed in cider."

"Pint of Strongbow please, mate"

"Magners with ice please, mate"

I F###ING LOVE CIDER...!!!

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Cider - what does it mean?

Cider traditionally is an incredibly potent strain of cannabis, obtained by crossing Blue Cheese with Grandaddy purps.
This strain, however is rare and "Cider" is mainly used as a buzzword by shitty dealers to make their product sound more appealing

You: Mate, that bags fucking skinny
Him: Naaa lad it's fuckin' Cider mate, dis'll get ya fuckin' smashed lad

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Cider - meaning

used to make your penis grow

Q.What do you use to make your penis grow?
A.Soak it in cider!

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Cider - definition

a drink favoured by under age drinkers and alcoholcs called Shugie sitting on park benches. And the Wurzels

Oy loikes cider'

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Cider - slang

n,:A substance that will make your penis grow

Q:"How do toy make your penis grow?"
A:"Soak it in cider"(insider her)

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Cider

An alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice that oils the wheels of society in the West of England

see also scrumpy, zyder, white cider

You aint lived until you've got ratted on cider.

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Cider

is a form of really good hash/weed.

to use to escape from bizzies, for example "could i please possibly purchase some cider" sounds better than "ey lad get me a fucking bag of dat fucking cheese lad".

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Cider

Cider: Used by those in the know in place of weed, green or grass.

Can be used to describe a particularly potent strain of cannabis such as the infamous Grandaddy Purps.

Often used to mask a smoker's intentions from police/family, for example:

"Guy1: Is cider cheap tonight?
Guy2: Yeah it is man!"

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