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What is scrumpy?
Anything that is not smooth. Anything with a texture. Something that is scrumpy could look and feel bumpy, woven, grooved, knobbed, spiny, ribbed or knitted.
That pineapple is scrumpy. That’s a scrumpy shirt. Let’s play with the scrumpy ball.
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Scrumpy - what is it?
An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world
Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!
What does "scrumpy" mean?
1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious
Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*
Scrumpy - what does it mean?
Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*
ALCOHOLIC HIT
Scrumpy - meaning
To partake in the art of exchanging bodily fluids.
"Hey Sharon, wanna go somewhere and have a scrumpy!?"
Scrumpy - definition
This is a word commonly used among teens and twentysomethings to describe a person with potentially lose morals that are physically attractive. Scrumpy implies that the person is slutty but that the speaker would still sleep with them. A common definition of scrumpy is "Slutty but fuckable."
Bill is very scrumpy. She looks rather scrumpy I bet you could take her home.
Scrumpy - slang
An especially delicious food item.
scrumptious+yummy=scrumpy!
As in " Man, that was a scrumpy piece of pie."
Scrumpy
this meal is scrumpy (NOT SCRUMMY)
this party is scrumpy
this origami duck is scrumpy
Scrumpy
The act of eating a McGriddle breakfast sandwich from Mc Donald's while receiving a clumpy. Scrumpy is derived from scrumptious, for McGriddles are very tasty.
I became hungry while getting a clumpy, so I ate a McGriddle and had myself a scrumpy. or... I was pinching a loaf while my girlfriend was slobbing on my knob and I decided to eat a McGriddle. By doing so, I bumped my clumpy up to a scrumpy.
Scrumpy
A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.
"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)