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What is Scrumpy?
A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.
"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)
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Scrumpy - what is it?
(adj.) A word to describe a ghetto, usually white girl, who is just plain nasty. Dudes with no self esteem will probably wanna hit that but my advice = DON'T. This is barely a step down from the noun 'scrump.' Originated in Wichita, KS from Colton Falconburg.
"Dude, Todd, Cathy's friend, Denise is soooo scrumpy!"
"Denise! You're lookin' soo damn scrumpy, babe!"
"Cathy is a scrump. Denise is scrumpy."
"Todd!"
What does "Scrumpy" mean?
When you take a dump and it scratches you on the way out. Commonly happens after eating large quantities of corn.
"Oh man, I'm going to need a whole lotta' toilet paper after passing this scrumpy!"
"Quick, some aspirin! I'm having a scrumpy!"
Scrumpy - what does it mean?
to be almost scrumptious, but not quite
Obama’s looking extra scrumptious but Trump’s looking a little scrumpy.
Scrumpy - meaning
Adj. Delicious, scrumptious, delightful.
Tom, that was a very scrumpy sandwich.
Scrumpy - definition
a rough cider with chokeable sized lumps in
that scrumpy looked the same coming up as going down
Scrumpy - slang
Anything that is not smooth. Anything with a texture. Something that is scrumpy could look and feel bumpy, woven, grooved, knobbed, spiny, ribbed or knitted.
That pineapple is scrumpy. That’s a scrumpy shirt. Let’s play with the scrumpy ball.
Scrumpy
An adjective describing someone who steals apples on a regular basis.
e.g) The poachers of the apple world
Farmer: Did that guy just steal my apples, that scrumpy son of a bitch!!!
Scrumpy
1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious
Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*
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Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*
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