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What is bodily fluids?a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet... "Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible." bodily fluids - videoBodily fluids - what is it?Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning. So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened. What does "bodily fluids" mean?Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit. That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations. Bodily fluids - what does it mean?Blood and piss and cum and puke and snot and pimple juice and ear wax and shit. Hey there, Missy. I like your bodily fluids. Can we get married? Bodily fluids - meaningThe sex fluids that will flow either from a males penis or a womens vagina or both, usually during sex After I fucked her I noticed her pussy was wet with precious fluids |
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