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What is the earthquake?
Double fisting a girl and attempting to simulate convergent, divergent, and transforment plate movements inside her snatch.
Kevin, "What'd you and Marry do last night?"
Brad, "Dude I earthquaked her so hard"
Kevin, "Wow man that's hot!"
Brad, "Yeah she'll be feeling the aftershock in the morning!"
the earthquake - video
The earthquake - what is it?
When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.
" Last night my mom came in as I was causing The Earthquake. "
What does "the earthquake" mean?
So there's this BYU thing called "soaking" where a man puts his penis in a woman but instead of thrusting, he just holds still. Pretty boring right? But if he were to move he'd be having sex and thereby breaking the law of chastity.
If only there was some way for him to have a more satisfying experience.
Well now there is! It's called EARTHQUAKING !
All he needs to do is soak on a top bunk and have a friend kick from the bottom bunk.
Satisfaction guaranteed and 100% guilt free.
Kevin was getting tired of just soaking with his girlfriend so he asked his buddy to help him with earthquaking. It's probably against the word of wisdom but who cares.
The earthquake - what does it mean?
What happens when a fat person walks.
That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.
The earthquake - meaning
A prank in which someone shoves a boy or man who is urinating into a urinal, yelling 'Earthquake!'
He gave us an earthquake when we were peeing in the urinal.
The earthquake - definition
When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.
OMG Jimmy totally earthquaked me last night, it was AWESOME.
The earthquake - slang
When everyone has a mini seizer at once.
Earthquake
Teacher: shove yourself under your 2 by 2 desk
The earthquake
a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.
Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.
The earthquake
A totally perfect dance involving keeping your feet on the ground, moving your head all around, putting your hands in the air, and moving with the sound!
Just keep your feet on the ground
And move your head all around
You put your hands in the air
And move with the sound
DO THE EARTHQUAKE CHDBAIJH CCSAOJH ALH AIJH CCJLH no bc. @ hrchkgbasNbkhsbvfd Akihito akhhvfcduig
The earthquake
1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.
These damned Californians are getting too numerous... time for another earthquake!