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What is stumping?
Cought unaware, ignorant
Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!
Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!
During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
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Stumping - what is it?
A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.
Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?
I stumped her!
What does "stumping" mean?
Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.
That freaking Stump doesn't know who OJ Simpson is.
Stumping - what does it mean?
A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.
That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!
Stumping - meaning
Look at his pants, he must be a Stump
Stumping - definition
Stumping : shitting into someone elses asshole. Optional : then they shit it back out.
Me and my wife did sum stumping last night , my shit was almost too soft to go into her asshole.
Stumping - slang
Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.
His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.
Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
Stumping
The insertion of one's partially amputated limb into the sphincter of another person. It is only considered a homosexual activity when both participants are male, otherwise it is a form of pegging. synonym: Dirty Oscar.
Tom: "Ever since my girlfriend got her leg amputated, I've been totally into stumping. Is that gay?"
Scott: "Does your girlfriend have a penis?"
Tom: "Yes"
Scott: "Then yes, Tom, it is homosexual"
Stumping
Using the remaining stump of a amputated limb to have sex with someone.
John: Don't use that dildo...use my stump!
Heather: Oh I love you John....Give me a good stumping!!!
Stumping
A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.
I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.