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What is Stumping?
A short, poorly dressed porn actress; specifically Kendra Jade
Look at the stump hanging on to Lukas Rossi like a cold sore.
Stumping - meme gif
Stumping - video
Stumping - what is it?
A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.
I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.
What does "Stumping" mean?
Cought unaware, ignorant
Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!
Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!
During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
Stumping - what does it mean?
A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.
Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?
I stumped her!
Stumping - meaning
Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.
That freaking Stump doesn't know who OJ Simpson is.
Stumping - definition
A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.
That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!
Stumping - slang
Look at his pants, he must be a Stump
Stumping
Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.
John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline
Stumping
The act of saying yes to something, then changing your mind. Usually used for plans or a date.
Also used in the -ed form
Person 1: Omg I can't believe ... asked you out
Person 2: yeah but I'm planning on Stumping him.
Person 1: did you hear about ... being asked to homecoming?
Person 2: oh yeah I heard ... did it
Person 1: honestly I think he's just gonna get Stumped.
Stumping
Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.
Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?
Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.
Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.