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What is dildo?
a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash
I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95
dildo - meme gif
dildo - video
Dildo - what is it?
A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina.
"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Chris with utter joy.
What does "dildo" mean?
the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off
OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo
Dildo - what does it mean?
Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race.
Who needs men anyways, I have my dildo to keep me company.
Dildo - meaning
Cartman: Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!!!
Carman's Mom: Then I know a certain little kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
Dildo - definition
City in Newfoundland, Canada
I live in dildo
no joke, its a town
Dildo - slang
1)
2) <botany> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)
1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers, so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.
2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>
Dildo
The giant gummy worm inside your mothers sock drawer
Person 1 - "Hey Guys, I found a Giant Gummy Worm in mommy's drawer."
Person2 - "Dude... You should totally bring it to school."
Dildo - A plastic tube used for intense pleasure
“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dildo
Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.
Women and men, listen.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
Dildo
IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!
She likes dildos