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What is stead?
This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!
1. Face
2. Smile
3. Tits
4. Arse
5. Legs
6. Personality
7. Intelligent
8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)
9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)
10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"
Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"
Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"
Face = 1
Smile = 0.5
Tits = 1
Arse = 0
Legs = 0.5
Personality = 1
Intelligent = 0.5
Slutiness Scale = 1
Drinking Ability = 0.5
An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5
Total = 6.5
Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
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Stead - what is it?
1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails
2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.
1)I think I'll Stead today
2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen?
What does "stead" mean?
The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer
I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up
Stead - what does it mean?
A hood in Nassau, Long Island( Hempstead,Long Island
I'm from Da Stead nigga
Stead - meaning
A place where someone who is not you lives.
Leave his stead! It's not yours!
Stead - definition
A stead is a fat old creepy nerd who yells at kids and abuses them
“Did u see that fat old dude” “yeah he’s a massive stead”
Stead - slang
Short-form for "Going Steady" - Dating, or refering to BF/GF
Q: Do you have a stead?
A: Yes, My stead is XYZ.
Stead
Nickname For Hempstead, New York aka Stead City.
Chyea i saw mah nigga j-roc in the stead tha otha day we smoked a fat blunt then robbed a convience store
Stead
he is STEAD
Stead
Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Stead' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to stead, because it's the same length.
Guy runs up and punches a guy with a 'Stead'
Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car!
*drives*
Guy with a 'Stead' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it.
Guy with Stead: FUCK YA!